Do you hate matchups with U/W Control? Do you hate netdecking because you are out of clever ideas and the meta is a mess? Slimefoot’s Insurance has a policy for you!
Our goal is to keep your house and family safe from any disaster or invasion. Take a look at our many policy and how they can help you survive in the cruel, unforgiving standard meta.
Our General Policies Include-
Boardwipe Protection (Fungal Plots): Too many Fumigates or Settle the Wreckages taking you to game two? try our anti-wipe policy Fungal Plots. By getting rid of your own things before your opponent can we can protect you from being utterly destroyed by a massive lack in card advantage. We can insure that any Saprolings put into play earlier can be reused and converted back into cards. Not to mention, anything we can't save we will replace in Saprolings at a later date by using Fungal Plots' fine print.
Spot-Removal Protection (Shapers' Sanctuary): Are you tired of getting your important creatures blown up or Cast Out? Try Shapers' Sanctuary), it helps protect your important investments like Slimefoot, the Stowaway, Tendershoot Dryad, and Sporecrown Thallid by giving you a return on your deposit. Not to mention, but it is incredibly cheap and can be used in many scenarios.
Further Boardwipe and Chump-Block Protection Insurance (Slimefoot, the Stowaway): Imagine your opponent is attempting to burglarize your house with a Seige Gang Commander and Goblin Chainwhirler. You happen to have a constant source of 8 mana every turn. What do you do? With good Ol’ Slimey Boi himself, you can make two tokens and chump block. Then sit back and relax as his mono-red deck slowly idles as it ran out of fuel 3 turns ago.
Our Premium Policies Include-
Aerial Assault Protection (Plummet): There isn't anything our workers hate more than having some stupid angel Shalai, Voice of Plenty flying right over them and hitting you in your wallet. So we instated a policy for anti-fliers to help better protect you and your investments.
Artifact and Enchantment Lockdown Protection (Naturalize): Do you hate God-Pharaoh's Gift or Heart of Kiran? Well try our all-natural policy that helps against even the worst of beat downs.
Anti-Agressive Boardstate Insurance (Bontu's Last Reckoning): Does your opponent dump their entire hand into play right before dealing a large quantity of damage directly to your skull? Fear aggro no longer with Bontu's Last Reckoning! If you can’t beat the boardwipes you might as well join them, as they help our more midrange battleplan.
