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Updoot and good bones and calcium will come to you. if you dont updoot within 69 seconds, you will be eaten by 420 skeletons and your bones will join our ranks in the skeleton war.

Prepare to be boned





It is very important you meme as much as you can during games. a good way to do this is with bone dry puns. use these as examples.

Why are skeletons so calm?Because nothing gets under their skin!

Why can't skeletons play church music?Because they have no organs.

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?SPARERIBS

My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.

What do skeletons hate the most about wind?Nothing, it goes right through them.

Why don't skeletons fight each other?They don't have the guts

When does a skeleton laugh?When someone tickles his funny bone!

Why are graveyards so noisy?Because of all the coffin!

How did I know where you would go next?Oh I felt it in my bones!

What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?Bone-Appetit!

What do you call a skeleton snake?A rattler!

Have you seen my brother?I have a BONE to pick with him.

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?Im bone to be wild!

Why did the skeleton want a friend?Because she was feeling bonely

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?Shin-gles!

What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?Jump out of your skin and join him!

Papyrus' date didn't go well, did it? Yeah, He only loves every bone in your body....

Everytime I hear a skeleton joke I feel it in my bones

Skulls are always single because they have no body

Man, these jokes aren't even that humerus.

These jokes are very bare bones

Oh hey, you know that Papyrus once had a dream about his car bed. You could say it was a very AUTO-BODY Experience.

Why do skeletons makes bad miners?Because they only go 6 FOOT UNDER GROUND

These jokes are pretty humerus, but can we get a fe-mur?

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Comments

DoctorScarf says... #2

Welp, looks like your opponents are gonna be... wait for it... BONED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KILL ME. +1 for a fun deck.

June 17, 2017 2:28 a.m.

Casey4321 says... #4

Dammit Sans. +1

October 1, 2017 9:23 p.m.

Kevinosten says... #5

I like the puns and I like the deck. You get a +1 from me!

October 2, 2017 10:06 p.m.

GingahBread says... #6

I wasn't going to upvote this but now I'm too spooked to leave without giving a +1

October 3, 2017 1:02 a.m.

Pygmyrhino990 says... #7

Shit I had to hit that upDoot button, those spooks was doing me a scare

October 11, 2017 2:05 a.m.

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Date added 6 months
Last updated 1 month
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.22
Tokens 1/1 Bat
Folders commander, Commander Ideas, wishlist, Commander Shit ideas, EDH Builds - Mono Black, Cool!, community deck idea
Top rank #10 on 2017-10-11
Views 1320

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1 month ago)

+1 Tendrils of Agony maybe