Sit on your ass EDH

Commander / EDH Artifact Control Lifegain WUB (Esper)

Joumba

Creature (28)

• 1x Aphetto Alchemist
• 1x Cliffhaven Vampire
• 1x Drogskol Reaver
• 1x Enigma Sphinx
• 1x Etched Champion
• 1x Etherium Sculptor
• 1x Ethersworn Adjudicator
• 1x Ethersworn Canonist
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Indomitable Archangel
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Karlov of the Ghost Council
• 1x Lodestone Golem
• 1x Magister Sphinx
• 1x Master Transmuter
• 1x Noxious Gearhulk
• 1x Padeem, Consul of Innovation
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Scarecrone
• 1x Sharuum the Hegemon
• 1x Sphinx of the Steel Wind
• 1x Sphinx Sovereign
• 1x Sphinx Summoner
• 1x Steel Overseer
• 1x Sydri, Galvanic Genius
• 1x Twilight Prophet
• 1x Wall of Denial
• 1x Yennett, Cryptic Sovereign

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Argivian Restoration
• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Roar of Reclamation
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Land (35)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Glimmervoid
• 5x Island
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Jwar Isle Refuge
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 4x Plains
• 2x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Watery Grave

Instant (9)

• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Dispatch
• 1x Esper Charm
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Sphinx's Revelation
• 1x Thirst for Knowledge

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tezzeret the Seeker

Commander (1)

Artifact (18)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Phyrexian Processor
• 1x Scourglass
• 1x Sculpting Steel
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x The Immortal Sun
• 1x Trading Post
• 1x Unwinding Clock
• 1x Venser's Journal
• 1x Ward of Bones
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Greed
• 1x Sanguine Bond

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Maybeboard

Creature (3)

• 1x Medomai the Ageless
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Vault Skirge

Artifact (1)

• 1x Caltrops

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Modified version of the 2013 commander deck ''Eternal Bargain''. I transformed it into a more artifact-like deck while keeping Oloro since he gives you some interesting combo option and a kind of soft pillow fort without enticing aggression. I know there's a lot of op Oloro creaturless decks out there, but my sphinx fantasy had to be brought into reality!

Some of you might have noticed, but having Oloro sitting on his ass all day is crucial to the well being of this deck. Needless to say, his slothfulness is the oil witch soothes the mean machines. For those other who find his presence somewhat senseless, think of him as a man enjoying the comfort of his modern machinery : it is a ode, a metaphorical Beowulf brought from the epic poems to modern life.

comments and suggestion appreciated!

Date added	9 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	18 - 0 Mythic Rares 31 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.00
Tokens	City's Blessing, Goat 0/1 W, Minion X/X B, Morph 2/2 C
Folders	Sharuum, Favorites, Elder Dragon Highlander, Ideas