Sisay's Sassy Ass

Commander / EDH Five Color Zoo

FenrisBurgess

Creature (25)

• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Azusa, Lost but Seeking
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Captain Sisay
• 1x Darien, King of Kjeldor
• 1x Derevi, Empyrial Tactician
• 1x Dragonlord Kolaghan
• 1x Dragonlord Silumgar
• 1x Etrata, the Silencer
• 1x Geist of Saint Traft
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x God-Eternal Oketra
• 1x Golos, Tireless Pilgrim
• 1x Iroas, God of Victory
• 1x Jhoira, Weatherlight Captain
• 1x Kethis, the Hidden Hand
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Omnispell Adept
• 1x Rienne, Angel of Rebirth
• 1x Shalai, Voice of Plenty
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Tajic, Blade of the Legion
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x The Locust God

Instant (4)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Artifact (16)

• 1x Blackblade Reforged
• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Conqueror's Flail
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Planar Bridge
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Whip of Erebos

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Boundless Realms
• 1x Circuitous Route
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Explosive Vegetation
• 1x Flood of Tears
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Tempt with Discovery
• 1x Traverse the Outlands
• 1x Winds of Abandon

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker

Commander (1)

Land (35)

• 6x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 6x Island
• 6x Mountain
• 6x Plains
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Steam Vents
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Watery Grave

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Curator's Ward
• 1x Divine Visitation
• 1x Guardian Project
• 1x Journey to Eternity  ^Flip
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Omniscience
• 1x Privileged Position
• 1x Shielded by Faith
• 1x Smothering Tithe

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Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Empress Galina
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Maelstrom Wanderer
• 1x Merieke Ri Berit
• 1x Vona, Butcher of Magan

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Sorin, Lord of Innistrad

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• This card is more powerful than the pricetag would have you believe.

Strategy

• Ramp hard.
• Look for Blackblade Reforged
• Play Avacyn, Angel of Hope . Try to win game.

"It isn't that simple."

• Yes it is.

"No."

This is the part where you get bitch slapped for being a bitch, Bitch.

"You barely have any control."

• Because I'm always in control.

"Brick?"

- Brick.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	20 - 4 Mythic Rares 34 - 2 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.89
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Angel 4/4 W w/ Vigilance, Copy Clone, Emblem Sorin, Lord of Innistrad, Insect 1/1 UR, Soldier 1/1 W, Treasure, Vampire 1/1 B w/ Lifelink, Zombie Warrior 4/4 B