Shooty McGreven: SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos)

QueenMarkitta

Land (31)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x High Market
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Snow-Covered Mountain
• 1x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Peak
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Volrath's Stronghold
• 1x Witch's Cottage

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Dance of the Dead
• 1x Dawn of the Dead
• 1x Font of Agonies
• 1x Kaya's Ghostform
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Sneak Attack
• 1x Unspeakable Symbol
• 1x Vampiric Link

Artifact (22)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Bontu's Monument
• 1x Desecrated Tomb
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Grimoire of the Dead
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Perpetual Timepiece
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Shadowspear
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of War and Peace
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Venser's Journal
• 1x Wand of Vertebrae
• 1x Whip of Erebos
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Instant (12)

• 1x Butcher's Glee
• 1x Devour in Shadow
• 1x Grotesque Mutation
• 1x Hatred
• 1x Plunge into Darkness
• 1x Red Elemental Blast
• 1x Rush of Vitality
• 1x Tainted Strike
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Thrilling Encore
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Vendetta

Commander (1)

Creature (18)

• 1x Anger
• 1x Arc Runner
• 1x Ball Lightning
• 1x Chainer, Nightmare Adept
• 1x Cosmic Larva
• 1x Dire Fleet Ravager
• 1x Feldon of the Third Path
• 1x Garna, the Bloodflame
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Heartless Hidetsugu
• 1x K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth
• 1x Lightning Skelemental
• 1x Rekindling Phoenix
• 1x Rotting Regisaur
• 1x Squee, Goblin Nabob
• 1x Vindictive Lich
• 1x Wall of Blood
• 1x Yargle, Glutton of Urborg

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Beacon of Unrest
• 1x Bond of Agony
• 1x Chandra's Ignition
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Victimize

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• _CRAWWWWWLING IN GREVENNNNNN
• THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEALLLLL
• SHOOTINGMYSELFINTHEFACE IS HOW I FALLLLL
• CONFUSING ALL MY OPPONENNNTTTSSS_

Hello my fellow intellectuals, are sick and tired of playing Magic the Gathering against people who don't understand the darkest depths of despair?! Are you looking for a deck that can hurt you better than your opponents can hurt you?! Do you sometimes feel like you are TIRED OF BEEEEING WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BEEEEEE... ?!!!!

Look no further than this Greven the Edgelord self-hatred deck!

Remember, life is only suffering, so tap your Pain Lands first thing in the morning and Unspeakable Symbol your little black heart out. Also, none of your creature friends really care about you, so go ahead and sacrifice them (it's okay, you're playing in black--death is just as temporary as any pathetic, fleeting moments of happiness you've ever experienced).

Sure, you can Voltron your way to a win by using lifegain to punch yourself hard and your friends harder, but why bother? I mean, you can use Bolas's Citadel to draw your entire deck while your lifeblood pours onto the floor, inflicting untold suffering upon your opponents... but WHY BOTHER? Teach your meta a lesson; if anyone dares sully your life total with damage YOU didn't inflict yourself, Wall of Blood yourself until you're dead. Nobody puts Greven in a corner... except Greven!

• (Chorus)
• LIFEGAINED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
• BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
• GREVEN MADE A WALL (of Blood) TO LOSE IT ALL
• BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRRRRRRR

This deck is dedicated to eighth grade me.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 41 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.88
Tokens	Bat 1/1 B, Copy Clone, Elemental 0/1 R