Salty Butts

Standard Aggro Budget BUG (Sultai) Competitive Jank Theme/Gimmick

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Instant (6)

• 4x Anticipate
• 2x Complete Disregard

Sorcery (7)

• 4x Kin-Tree Invocation
• 3x Taigam's Scheming

Enchantment (5)

• 4x Assault Formation
• 1x Sight of the Scalelords

Creature (21)

• 4x Benthic Infiltrator
• 4x Disowned Ancestor
• 4x Dragon's Eye Savants
• 4x Sidisi's Faithful
• 1x Silent Skimmer
• 4x Tide Drifter

Land (21)

• 4x Dismal Backwater
• 1x Island
• 4x Llanowar Wastes
• 4x Opulent Palace
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Swamp
• 2x Thornwood Falls
• 4x Yavimaya Coast

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Sideboard

Instant (12)

• 2x Complete Disregard
• 4x Dispel
• 3x Murderous Cut
• 3x Sultai Charm

Creature (3)

• 3x Minister of Pain

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Maybeboard

Instant (10)

• 1x Collected Company
• 1x Disdainful Stroke
• 1x Foul Renewal
• 1x Glint
• 1x Gravepurge
• 1x Murderous Cut
• 1x Reclaim
• 1x Shape the Sands
• 1x Tread Upon
• 1x Ultimate Price

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Languish
• 1x Macabre Waltz
• 1x Mind Rot

Creature (17)

• 1x Abzan Beastmaster
• 1x Archers' Parapet
• 1x Embodiment of Spring
• 1x Graveblade Marauder
• 1x Guardians of Meletis
• 1x Gurmag Drowner
• 1x Mizzium Meddler
• 1x Monastery Flock
• 1x Profaner of the Dead
• 1x Rotting Mastodon
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• 1x Sidisi's Pet
• 1x Sigiled Starfish
• 1x Silumgar, the Drifting Death
• 1x Sultai Flayer
• 1x Sultai Soothsayer
• 1x Torrent Elemental

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As if Assault Formation isn't awesome enough, it starts with "Ass". This makes it a compelling Johnny-build-around. Johnny-Spike more like, based on the card's power level.

Disowned Ancestor / Sidisi's Faithful + Assault Formation = swing 4/4 turn two.

Dragon's Eye Savants + Assault Formation = swing 6/6 turn three.

Am I missing something? Is there a typo on this card? No, it's that good.

Just to lighten the pressure on this wincon, you can land 4/4, 5/5, and 6/6 tokens easily using Kin-Tree Invocation . Bounce their blocker with Sidisi's Faithful , then swing big.

Sultai Charm helps you find your wincons in the off chance you can't make use of its Ultimate Price or Naturalize mode.

Taigam's Scheming digs for Assault Formation while filling your graveyard to cast Murderous Cut on turn 3.

The sideboard should cover you against control, thopters, and Abzan.

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 8 years ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Rares 18 - 9 Uncommons 22 - 6 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.08
Tokens	Morph 2/2 C, Spirit Warrior */* BG
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