Rakdos Handjob: A love story

Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos) Cruel Control Multiplayer

99ghosts

Enchantment (29)

• 1x AEther Flash
• 1x Baneful Omen
• 1x Bloodchief Ascension
• 1x Burning Earth
• 1x Burning Sands
• 1x Citadel of Pain
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Everlasting Torment
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Furnace of Rath
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Havoc Festival
• 1x Leyline of Punishment
• 1x Manabarbs
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Night Dealings
• 1x Oppression
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Phyresis
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Polluted Bonds
• 1x Rain of Gore
• 1x Repercussion
• 1x Season of the Witch
• 1x Spellshock
• 1x Spiteful Visions
• 1x Tainted AEther
• 1x Underworld Dreams
• 1x Wound Reflection

Artifact (16)

• 1x Ankh of Mishra
• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x General's Kabuto
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Rakdos Keyrune
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Scythe of the Wretched
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Torpor Orb

Creature (11)

• 1x Dread
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Heartless Hidetsugu
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Mogis, God of Slaughter
• 1x Platinum Emperion
• 1x Rampaging Ferocidon
• 1x Scab-Clan Berserker
• 1x Seizan, Perverter of Truth
• 1x Vial Smasher the Fierce
• 1x Zo-Zu the Punisher

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Earthquake
• 1x Hour of Devastation
• 1x Incite Rebellion
• 1x Rolling Earthquake
• 1x Star of Extinction
• 1x Torment of Hailfire
• 1x Vandalblast

Commander (1)

Land (35)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 10x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 11x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

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Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 52 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.69
Tokens	Ogre 3/3 R
Folders	Meme Decks, edh_to_build, EDH, EDH Inspiration, DEcks