Quipps and Squabbles (Modern Turn 1 Win)

Modern Affinity Aggro Combo Mono-Blue Mono-White WU (Azorius)

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Instant (11)

• 3x Manamorphose
• 2x Muddle the Mixture
• 2x Pact of Negation
• 4x Retract

Sorcery (5)

• 4x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Grapeshot

Artifact (28)

• 4x Accorder's Shield
• 4x Bone Saw
• 4x Kite Shield
• 4x Mox Opal
• 4x Paradise Mantle
• 4x Sigil of Distinction
• 4x Spidersilk Net

Creature (6)

• 4x Puresteel Paladin
• 2x Simian Spirit Guide

Land (10)

• 4x Flooded Strand
• 4x Hallowed Fountain
• 2x Scalding Tarn

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Sideboard

Instant (10)

• 2x Pact of Negation
• 4x Patrician's Scorn
• 4x Silence

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Thoughtseize

Land (1)

• 1x Watery Grave

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Hi guys! Welcome to my MODERN TURN 1 WIN!

With this deck, you can CONSISTENTLY win turn 1-2... INSANE, right?

Version 1:

 Play Flooded Strand or Scalding Tarn and fetch out a Hallowed Fountain untapped. Exile Simian Spirit Guide for a red, then tap the Hallowed Fountain and use the red mana for a Manamorphose, getting two white mana. Cast Puresteel Paladin, then go through your deck with 0 cost equipments and the occasional card like Gitaxian Probe, until you get 
Grapeshot
. Cast using Simian Spirit Guide and a 
Mox Opal
. Deal 20+ damage to your opponent's face. Retract helps you get going again if you stall out.

Version 2:

 Play Flooded Strand or Scalding Tarn and fetch out a Hallowed Fountain untapped. Cast two artifacts and a 
Mox Opal
. Tap the 
Mox Opal
 for white, tap the Hallowed Fountain for white, then cast Puresteel Paladin. Proceed as above.

Turn 2 wins are much more common though... These wins essentially work the same as above, but you can get two lands/draw more cards instead of needing a Simian Spirit Guide or 2 artifacts and a Mox Opal .

Also, throw me an upvote while your at it!

Top Ranked	Achieved #18 position overall 9 years ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 4 Mythic Rares 24 - 7 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	0.68
Folders	other(modern), To Consider, Decks I Liked, Decks, look at, Modern Storm, Not Mine, 2Buy, storm ?, Maybe