Probably the Dumbest EDH Wincon Ever

Commander / EDH* Budget Casual Combo Jank Mono-Black Suicide Black

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Instant (2)

• 1x Ad Nauseam
• 1x Culling the Weak

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Sickening Dreams

Land (96)

• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 95x Swamp

Commander (1)

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How It Works

Turn 1: Swamp

Turn 2: Swamp

Turn 3: Swamp, cast Maralen of the Mornsong

Turn 4: Lose 3 life, tutor up Culling the Weak, Swamp

Turn 5: Lose 3 life, tutor up Ad Nauseam, cast Culling the Weak, sac Maralen of the Mornsong, use the mana from Culling the Weak and one swamp to cast Ad Nauseam, draw the rest of your deck, lose a minute amount of life from Sickening Dreams, play Glacial Chasm, sac a tapped swamp, cast Sickening Dreams. Discard your hand to nuke everything (except you, because you have Glacial Chasm).

Disclaimer

The deckbuilder will not be held responsible for any salt or losses that may result from using this deck. This was intended to be a joke deck not intended for competitive EDH due to its glass cannon strategy. This deck will only work once before your opponent(s) figure out how it works. By using this deck, you acknowledge the above statement and hence will not shower the deckbuilder with a Rain of Salt upon losing.

Top Ranked	Achieved #5 position overall 5 years ago
Date added	7 years
Last updated	4 years
Exclude colors	WURG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Rares 2 - 0 Uncommons 1 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.75
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