Points on the Package

Commander / EDH Aristocrats BG (Golgari) Casual Tokens

Secretmeat

Product (15)

• 1x Animation Module
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Clackbridge Troll
• 1x Hunted Troll
• 1x Mitotic Slime
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Slaughter Specialist
• 1x Saproling Burst
• 1x Seed the Land
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Khalni Garden
• 1x Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden
• 1x Slimefoot, the Stowaway
• 1x Spider Spawning

Draw (11)

• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Golgari Locket
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Clackbridge Troll
• 1x Thallid Soothsayer
• 1x Keen Sense
• 1x Moldervine Reclamation
• 1x Return of the Wildspeaker
• 1x Grim Backwoods
• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden

Aristocrats (7)

• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Blood Seeker
• 1x Poison-Tip Archer
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat
• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Slimefoot, the Stowaway

Beatdown (4)

• 1x Clackbridge Troll
• 1x Hunted Troll
• 1x Mitotic Slime
• 1x Slaughter Specialist

Graveyardhate (2)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden

Tutor (2)

• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Primal Command

Burn (1)

• 1x Exsanguinate

Enabler (1)

• 1x Wound Reflection

Ramp (15)

• 1x Armillary Sphere
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Golgari Locket
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Leyline Prowler
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Blighted Woodland
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Rampant Growth

Lifegain (11)

• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Clackbridge Troll
• 1x Deathgreeter
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat
• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Moldervine Reclamation
• 1x Jungle Hollow
• 1x Slimefoot, the Stowaway
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Primal Command

Protection (7)

• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Gift of Doom
• 1x Spidersilk Armor
• 1x Fog
• 1x Withstand Death
• 1x The Ozolith

Counters (3)

• 1x Animation Module
• 1x Corpsejack Menace
• 1x The Ozolith

Wipe (3)

• 1x Massacre Girl
• 1x Find / Finality
• 1x Languish

Wincon (2)

• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Exsanguinate

Commander (1)

Land (36)

• 11x Forest
• 15x Swamp
• 1x Blighted Woodland
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Darkbore Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Grim Backwoods
• 1x Jungle Hollow
• 1x Khalni Garden
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Zhalfirin Void

Consumer (10)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Illness in the Ranks
• 1x Virulent Plague
• 1x Golgari Charm
• 1x Massacre Girl
• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden
• 1x Night of Souls' Betrayal
• 1x Languish
• 1x Shrivel

Removal (6)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Ram Through
• 1x Primal Command

Rattlesnake (2)

• 1x Leyline Prowler
• 1x Poison-Tip Archer

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Maybeboard

Consumer (4)

• 1x Mycoloth
• 1x Doomwake Giant
• 1x Whisper, Blood Liturgist
• 1x Festergloom

Farm (1)

• 1x Saproling Migration

Lifegain (1)

• 1x Dread Presence

Ping (1)

• 1x Dread Presence

Draw (3)

• 1x Dread Presence
• 1x Wretched Confluence
• 1x Rishkar's Expertise

Utility (2)

• 1x Reclaim
• 1x Wretched Confluence

Product (1)

• 1x Mycoloth

Beatdown (2)

• 1x Mycoloth
• 1x Doomwake Giant

Ramp (2)

• 1x Llanowar Scout
• 1x Explosive Vegetation

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Way Down in the Hole

The Setup

Your organization has recently received a new connect on product. This $h!t is of the finest quality and you know you've got to get your best dealer slangin'. The problem is that rival dealers trying to murder your crew, steal your product, and bust up your organization. On top of that, a man on the inside has informed you that the authorities might have a (Wire) up on your operation trying to gather intelligence to bring you down. To incentivize your dealer Grismold, the Dreadsower to move the product quickly you've offered to give him points on the package. Every vial (token) he can sell (kill) you offer him a +1/+1 counter. He's proposed getting some tester vials onto the street to drum up interest in the product and you've agreed.

Early Birds and Getting Established

On the day the product arrives, it has to be vialed up before it can be pushed onto the streets. The first thing you need to do is get enough product vialed up in the stash house to get your soldiers onto the street (get mana sources from your hand to the battlefield). As soon as your ready, send you're dealer to get his organization out and slangin'. Once's he on the corner slangin' that product, fools are going to want to take him down. You might consider getting him some fresh kicks (Lightning Greaves) to help him run when the heat comes, or tool him up with Darksteel Plate and Gift of Doom. You could also send out some soldiers like Leyline Prowler, Poison-Tip Archer, or Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder and his team to go blow-up you rivals corners before they come hit you. If you things get too hot on the street and there's a full out war on, send your girl Massacre Girl out. You know when she's chromed up that fools are about to get cadaverous. Remember though, them little hoppers ain't worth nothin' to you, so if you need to get some product out or move a pawn into harms way, you can Skullclamp or sacrifice them at Ashnod's Altar.

Costs of Doing Business

If a fool is putting your name on the street and needs to be dealt with, you can send a Doom Blade, or make an example out of him with Hero's Downfall.

Dealing with the authorities is another challenge entirely. Sometimes you need to grease some palms. You can send your more proper looking bodies like Blood Artist, Pawn of Ulamog, or Zulaport Cutthroat out to make sure everyone is on the take. You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers. But you start to follow the money, and you don't know where the f*** it's gonna take you.

Move the Package

Move that product as fast as possible, and build your organization until you're ready to absorb some of the other gangs with Exsanguinate or wipe them out completely with Wound Reflection. If you've taken care of the pretenders and it's down to you and one other organization, strap up and Ram Through. On the other hand, you could just get rich and retire a winner with Revel in Riches.

The Wire is a great show. Watch it if you haven't. Just remember: If you come at the king, you best not miss.

Grismold has trample. Grismold can grow. The goal of this deck is to flood the board with tokens (product) and then play one of the consumers to grow Grismold. From there the beat-down can commence. If growing Grismold is not working well or your opponents have some way to deal with him, go wide and use the aristocrats to destroy them. The third win-con is to play Revel in Riches and try to get ten treasures. The deck is somewhat vulnerable to board wipes, but there are a few protection options available and The Ozolith. If Grismold manages to survive a wipe, or the Ozolith does, you're probably going to be in the drivers seat.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	24 - 0 Rares 30 - 0 Uncommons 19 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.10
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Faerie 1/1 U, Goat 0/1 W, Human 1/1 W, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Morph 2/2 C, Myr 1/1 C, Ooze 1/1 G, Ooze 2/2 G for Mitotic Ooze, Plant 0/1 G, Plant 1/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Saproling */* G, Servo 1/1 C, Snake 1/1 G, Spider 1/2 G, Spirit 1/1 C, Thrull 1/1 B, Treasure
Folders	Fully Formed