Spells Aren't Real, They Can't Hurt You

Commander / EDH* BUG (Sultai) Theme/Gimmick

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Land (38)

• 1x Blast Zone
• 1x Blooming Marsh
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Botanical Sanctum
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Field of the Dead
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 1x Golgari Rot Farm
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Lotus Field
• 1x Lotus Vale
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Nurturing Peatland
• 1x Opulent Palace
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rejuvenating Springs
• 1x Scorched Ruins
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Undergrowth Stadium
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vivid Creek
• 1x Vivid Grove
• 1x Vivid Marsh
• 1x Wasteland
• 1x Waterlogged Grove
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Woodland Cemetery
• 1x Yavimaya Coast
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
• 1x Zagoth Triome

Creature (33)

• 1x Acolyte of Affliction
• 1x Agent of Treachery
• 1x Apex Altisaur
• 1x Arboreal Grazer
• 1x Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle
• 1x Atris, Oracle of Half-Truths
• 1x Baleful Strix
• 1x Bane of Progress
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Caustic Caterpillar
• 1x Cavalier of Thorns
• 1x Coiling Oracle
• 1x Courser of Kruphix
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Diluvian Primordial
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Elvish Rejuvenator
• 1x Emry, Lurker of the Loch
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Gadwick, the Wizened
• 1x Glen Elendra Archmage
• 1x Hostage Taker
• 1x Krosan Wayfarer
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Risen Reef
• 1x Satyr Wayfinder
• 1x Shardless Agent
• 1x Thassa, Deep-Dwelling
• 1x Tireless Provisioner
• 1x Tireless Tracker
• 1x Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath
• 1x Viscera Seer

Planeswalker (5)

• 1x Garruk Wildspeaker
• 1x Kiora, Behemoth Beckoner
• 1x Kiora, Master of the Depths
• 1x Kiora, the Crashing Wave
• 1x Vivien Reid

Commander (1)

Enchantment (13)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Elephant Grass
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Journey to Eternity  ^Flip
• 1x Kaya's Ghostform
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Overgrowth
• 1x Pernicious Deed
• 1x Seal of Primordium
• 1x Search for Azcanta  ^Flip
• 1x The Eldest Reborn
• 1x Wild Growth

Artifact (10)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Engineered Explosives
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Nihil Spellbomb
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x The Great Henge
• 1x Whip of Erebos

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Let Kwaimander into your life and never shuffle during a game again. Instead take frequent naps since you're entering The Mostly Sorcery-speed Zone.

• Permanents are life.
• Shuffle is cheat.
• If opponents force you to shuffle, curse them and fail to find.

Update: Primal Surge had its honorary permanency revoked.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 51 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 20 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.06
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Clue, Emblem Kiora, Master of the Depths, Emblem Kiora, the Crashing Wave, Emblem Vivien Reid, Food, Kraken 9/9 U, Octopus 8/8 U, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Gimmicks, UR, Kwaimander