PDH(UG) - Harold they're lesbians

Pauper EDH* GU (Simic)

Alkadron

Creature (25)

• 1x Archaeomancer
• 1x Breaching Hippocamp
• 1x Canal Courier
• 1x Drift of Phantasms
• 1x Elvish Rejuvenator
• 1x Entourage of Trest
• 1x Galvanic Alchemist
• 1x Jeering Homunculus
• 1x Jungle Wayfinder
• 1x Krosan Restorer
• 1x Mist Raven
• 1x Mnemonic Wall
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Ondu Giant
• 1x Pestermite
• 1x Salvager of Secrets
• 1x Scrivener
• 1x Seeker of Skybreak
• 1x Selvala's Enforcer
• 1x Soaring Show-Off
• 1x Stone-Seeder Hierophant
• 1x Tidewater Minion
• 1x Vedalken AEthermage
• 1x Vigean Graftmage
• 1x Voyaging Satyr

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Elven Cache
• 1x Flux
• 1x Huddle Up
• 1x Merchant Scroll
• 1x Salvage

Artifact (2)

• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Neurok Stealthsuit

Instant (18)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Blinding Fog
• 1x Displace
• 1x Dream Fracture
• 1x Frantic Search
• 1x Ghostly Flicker
• 1x Lull
• 1x Moment's Peace
• 1x Muddle the Mixture
• 1x Reclaim
• 1x Respite
• 1x Return to Nature
• 1x Rewind
• 1x Snap
• 1x Turn Aside
• 1x Unwind
• 1x Vision Skeins
• 1x Words of Wisdom

Land (36)

• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Desert
• 12x Forest
• 1x Forge of Heroes
• 1x Gingerbread Cabin
• 12x Island
• 1x Mystic Sanctuary
• 1x Oasis
• 1x Radiant Fountain
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 1x Simic Guildgate
• 1x Sunscorched Desert
• 1x Thornwood Falls
• 1x Woodland Stream

Commanders (2)

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Dawn's Reflection
• 1x Earthlore
• 1x Fertile Ground
• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Gift of Paradise
• 1x Market Festival
• 1x New Horizons
• 1x Overgrowth
• 1x Sheltered Aerie
• 1x Utopia Sprawl
• 1x Verdant Haven
• 1x Wild Growth

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Creature (4)

• 1x Blossom Dryad
• 1x Cloud of Faeries
• 1x Llanowar Scout
• 1x Peregrine Drake

Instant (3)

• 1x Call to Heel
• 1x Confound
• 1x Hieroglyphic Illumination

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Deep Analysis
• 1x Foresee

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APRIL 2021 EDIT:

this deck is stupid. I tried to make it group-hug-y but the Weavers are too much of a powerhouse, and it's trapped in this weird purgatory of being a competitive deck that's trying to be casual and failing wildly at both. I scrapped it. I'm going to make a new weavers list that's just competitive. The amount of watered-down you have to do to make these commanders casual is appalling.

THE OLD DESCRIPTION.... (for posterity)

I really dislike infinite combos; they're not fun to play and they're not fun to play against.

... but...

Ley Weaver and Lore Weaver are really cute and I wanted to make a deck with them.

You can't play Ley Weaver and not play with the bonus mana auras . It's against the rules. (I don't make the rules.)

You also can't play her and not run the silly untap engines . Also against the rules.

... and so we end up with a deck with an alarming number of ways to get infinite mana.

Once you have infinite mana, just cast Lore Weaver and deck everyone at instant speed.

To make the deck less stupid, I tried to add a few group-hug mechanics: Jungle Wayfinder , Soaring Show-Off , stuff like that.

ALSO! important note that I plan on using frequently to make myself feel less bad about owing a shameless combo deck, and make my friends still like me while I play a shameless combo deck: Both Ley Weaver and Lore Weaver can help your opponents. So, you can Group Hug pretty hard if you want.

If you want to lean much more into combos that I have chosen to, add Peregrine Drake , Cloud of Faeries , Rhystic Study , and Mystic Remora . Then be prepared to draw all kinds of hate, 'cause all those cards are stupid.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Pauper EDH legal.
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.95
Tokens	Food, The Monarch
Folders	Interesting...., Pauper Ideas, pauper, Unbuilt