Pariah Pillowfort

Commander / EDH

Zompires

Land (40)

• 1x Badlands
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 2x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 2x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 2x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Gideon Jura

Creature (23)

• 1x Angus Mackenzie
• 1x Avatar of Slaughter
• 1x Boros Reckoner
• 1x Charmbreaker Devils
• 1x Coalhauler Swine
• 1x Fog Bank
• 1x Fortune Thief
• 1x Fumiko the Lowblood
• 1x Glarecaster
• 1x Goblin Spymaster
• 1x Hornet Nest
• 1x Loaming Shaman
• 1x Mogg Maniac
• 1x Phytohydra
• 1x Platinum Emperion
• 1x Selfless Squire
• 1x Spellskite
• 1x Spitemare
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Tephraderm
• 1x Vigor
• 1x Wall of Limbs
• 1x Wall of Souls

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Debtors' Knell
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Pariah
• 1x Protective Sphere
• 1x Righteous Aura
• 1x Saving Grace

Artifact (6)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x General's Regalia
• 1x Pariah's Shield
• 1x Soul Conduit
• 1x Sunforger
• 1x Thought Vessel

Commander (1)

Instant (21)

• 1x Arachnogenesis
• 1x Arcbond
• 1x Awe Strike
• 1x Batwing Brume
• 1x Captain's Maneuver
• 1x Channel Harm
• 1x Comeuppance
• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Deflecting Palm
• 1x Delirium
• 1x Divine Deflection
• 1x Harsh Justice
• 1x Honorable Passage
• 1x Intervention Pact
• 1x Martyrdom
• 1x Reflect Damage
• 1x Respite
• 1x Reverse Damage
• 1x Riot Control
• 1x Samite Ministration
• 1x Sudden Spoiling

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Wildest Dreams

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Maybeboard

Instant (8)

• 1x Darkness
• 1x Disallow
• 1x Faerie Trickery
• 1x Fog
• 1x Holy Day
• 1x Render Silent
• 1x Spell Crumple
• 1x Voidslime

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Nostalgic Dreams
• 1x Praetor's Counsel
• 1x Recollect
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x Restock
• 1x Wildest Dreams

Artifact (2)

• 1x Mirari
• 1x Strionic Resonator

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Repercussion

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I want to control all combat and spell damage to screw with my playgroup.

My playgroups meta is very solidified on combat damage. Not a lot of mill, infect, etc. I'm choosing not to use tutors or counters to allow the game to be organic because it'll sting worse pulling of bullshit without them.

I want to sit on my little pedestal and decide when other players should die or when people are allowed to touch me.

By either using effects like Fog or Deflecting Palm.

We also have a slew of creatures like Stuffy Doll to punish defenders and make janky garbage combos to hurt the table with Blasphemous Act, etc

Lastly, you might be thinking people can hang back until they can wrath or draw a counter.

Cards like Grand Melee, Avatar of Slaughter, Fumiko the lowblood will force them to swing. Cards like Wound Reflection and Dictate of The Twin Gods will ultimately benefit me on the long run.

Is the deck unbeatable? Hell no. Is the silly? Yes.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 63 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.67
Tokens	Goblin 1/1 R for Goblin Spymaster, Insect 1/1 G w/ Flying, Deathtouch, Morph 2/2 C, Spider 1/2 G
Folders	EDH ideas