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Linkdude74 here with another fantastic gimmick. It's Called Oops All Spells and it's gonna make your opponent wonder what you've built.

Yes your friends will be confused when you tell them you've made a deck with no lands. How will you cast spells might you ask? Well your spells are free. That's right. Free. You get a free Lotus Petal. Which is great because now you have a mana for later if you need it. But if you act right now I'll throw in a Spidersilk Net for absolutely nothing. That's right another free card. You probably think I'm crazy but wait, there's more. We'll add Ornithopter for free as well. That's right, 3 cards for absolutely nothing. and because you have those 3 cards for free you can use them to play more cards for free. Why not Tooth of Chiss-Goria ? Then maybe a Frogmite ? Yes my friends. You can get 5 cards out for absolutely nothing. Your opponent won't know it's coming, and this is just the beginning. Imagine cast 11 cards on 1 turn? Yes my friends, this could be you if you act today. Who needs lands when everything is free?

Ok so enough with the joke descritpion. Yes this is an affinity pauper deck with no lands. I was originally joking about doing this but after consulting a few friends in the local magic community I decided to do it. My main board just tries to get the big guys out there and beat face, It is able to deal lethal damage on average between turns 5 and 7. Occasionally it will kill turn 4 but it's insane if it does.

I have yet to finish my sideboard but I would like for some Ashnod's Altar + Fireball interaction to happen. So I really need a lot of help with the side. And any help with the mainboard would be awesome too.

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