THE GOAL: NO CARDS ANYWHERE (both you and your opponent have no cards in your hand, graveyard, battlefield, or library. basically, you have nothing.)
Inspired by kingofcramers
THE SOLUTION: (disclaimer the chances of a perfect hand are around 1.38%) Turn 1 starts: play a swamp into Dark Ritual and Lotus Petal. Play Show and Tell into Omniscience. Draw your deck with Enter the Infinite and put Spelltwine on top. Play a
Grindclock
, Voltaic Key, Lotus Petal and another Omniscience and Oblivion Ring all four of those permanents. Then play Leyline of Anticipation and use Worst Fears to take control of your opponents next turn. On their turn, play your Perplexing Chimeras and
Donate
them to your opponent. Then play another Enter the Infinite and exchange them for chimeras so your opponent draws his or her whole deck, but leave an instant or sorcery card on top. Then play
One with Nothing
, again exchanging for a chimera, so your opponent discards his or her deck (at this point you can use any card draw to win, just use Opportunity or something) OR if you want more fun, play a Worldfire, exiling everything so that there is nothing left EXCEPT for the
Grindclock
, Voltaic Key, Omniscience, and Lotus Petal you o-ringed earlier. On your second turn draw a Spelltwine, tap
Grindclock
for a counter, sacrifice Lotus Petal for the mana to use Voltaic Key's ability and untap
Grindclock
, tap it again so the opponent mills their top card (which should be an instant or sorcery card), and use Spelltwine to copy your Worldfire, exiling all the enchantments and artifacts on your board and exiling the Worldfire from your graveyard (note, using Spelltwine does not require the spell you copy to be played, it only needs a spell to copy). Now both you and your opponent are at 1 life and have no cards anywhere. Ta dah. And if that doesnt work, at least you have Storm Crow as an unfailing, unbeatable backup plan.
+1 if you would play this for the person's look on their face
