Old Geezer Mackenzie's Sexy Birthday-Party

Commander / EDH* Competitive Enchantment GWU (Bant) Multiplayer Pillow Fort

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Land (36)

• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Bountiful Promenade
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Brushland
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x High Market
• 1x Horizon Canopy
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Serra's Sanctum
• 2x Snow-Covered Forest
• 1x Snow-Covered Island
• 2x Snow-Covered Plains
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Stax (4)

• 1x Overwhelming Splendor
• 1x Reality Twist
• 1x Revelation
• 1x Stony Silence

Recursion (3)

• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 1x Reap
• 1x Replenish

Ramp/Fixing (13)

• 1x Abundant Growth
• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Copy Artifact
• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Fertile Ground
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Mana Bloom
• 1x Overgrowth
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Utopia Sprawl
• 1x Wild Growth

Tutor (10)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Defense of the Heart
• 1x Enduring Ideal
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Lost Auramancers
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Sterling Grove

Card-draw (6)

• 1x Compost
• 1x Horizon Canopy
• 1x Mirri's Guile
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sylvan Library

Interaction (5)

• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Lifeforce
• 1x Seal of Cleansing
• 1x Seal of Primordium
• 1x Song of the Dryads

Anti Board Wipes (3)

• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Nevermore
• 1x Teferi's Protection

Sac-Outlets (2)

• 1x Evolutionary Leap
• 1x High Market

Commander (1)

Enchantress (10)

• 1x Argothian Enchantress
• 1x Eidolon of Blossoms
• 1x Enchantress's Presence
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Mesa Enchantress
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Satyr Enchanter
• 1x Setessan Champion
• 1x Verduran Enchantress

Lockdown (7)

• 1x Decree of Silence
• 1x Greater Auramancy
• 1x Phyrexian Unlife
• 1x Privileged Position
• 1x Solemnity
• 1x Solitary Confinement
• 1x Sterling Grove

Pillowfort (6)

• 1x Elephant Grass
• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Phyrexian Unlife
• 1x Solitary Confinement
• 1x Sphere of Safety

Copy (4)

• 1x Copy Artifact
• 1x Copy Enchantment
• 1x Estrid's Invocation
• 1x Mirrormade

Win Condition (2)

• 1x Divine Intervention
• 1x Words of Wind

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Enchantment (15)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Declaration of Naught
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Grasp of Fate
• 1x Holistic Wisdom
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Night Soil
• 1x Omniscience
• 1x Overburden
• 1x Rest in Peace
• 1x Root Maze
• 1x Rule of Law
• 1x Soothsaying
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Telepathy

Creature (4)

• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Gaddock Teeg

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Regrowth

Instant (2)

• 1x Flash
• 1x Force of Will

Artifacts (1)

• 1x Thran Lens

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Female-themed Enchantress deck

Dirty old man, Angus Mackenzie, has invited only WOMEN to his party-mansion in Karakas for his 80'th birthday! His guests includes the three beautiful Enchantresses babes, the sexy Eternal Witness, and of course his past flames from a long time ago; old Academy Rector and Enlightened Tutor.

But wait! Angus's mansion is being attacked by PARTY-POOPERS! (your opponents)
You have to help birthday-boy Mackenzie and his sexy babes set up their defenses so they can keep groovin'!

STRATERGY

Step one: Making sure all the guests are well protected!

Protection against damage:

• Solemnity+Phyrexian Unlife: You cannot die to damage, due to no poison counter being put on you.
  

• Solemnity+Elephant Grass: Strictly better Ghostly Prison and the bane of every black player.
  

• Solemnity+Glacial Chasm: No damage.
  

Protection against spells:

• Solemnity+Decree of Silence: Counters almost every spell, forever!
  

• Greater Auramancy, Privileged Position and Sterling Grove: Protects the board from targeted removal.
  

• Nevermore and Teferi's Protection helps against the board-wipes Merciless Eviction, All Is Dust and Cyclonic Rift.
  

• Leyline of Sanctity and Solitary Confinement protects against most other spells that would outright kill you or your force you to sacrifice your permanents
  
  

Step two: Now that you are safe, annoy the PARTY POOPERS!

• After setting up the defenses, Words of Wind plus the card-draw triggers from the enchantresses will bounce all your opponents permanents. At this point Angus Mackenzie can kill everyone through commander damage.

• If for some reason your opponents are not happy with the idea of loosing all their permanents and removes Words of Wind from the game it is possible to make everyone win through what must be one of the most infuriatingly awesome cards in Magics history, Divine Intervention. (NB! This card does not work if Solemnity is in play). This is what I like to call the "Party-Poopers-Join-the-Birthday-Party-ending".
  
  
  (For more competitive playgroups I cut Divine Intervention and add Omniscience, Laboratory Maniac and Flash. Stax pieces should also be considered, but I have chosen to not play them due to the hate I would get from my playgroup.)
  
  
  

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Date added	6 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 67 - 0 Rares 13 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.75
Tokens	Spirit 1/1 C, Treasure
Folders	Interesting decks, Bangin' Decks, Other People's Cool Decks, Aaaaaangus, Fun to Look at