Norn's Weenies

Commander / EDH Midrange Mono-White Multiplayer

CouchEater

Instant (10)

• 1x Comeuppance
• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Eerie Interlude
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Erase
• 1x Gods Willing
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Righteousness
• 1x Teferi's Protection

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Martial Coup
• 1x Wrath of God

Enchantment (15)

• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Armored Ascension
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Concerted Effort
• 1x Dictate of Heliod
• 1x Divine Visitation
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Honor of the Pure
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x Sigil of the New Dawn
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Spirit Mantle
• 1x True Conviction

Artifact (16)

• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Kormus Bell
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Pearl Medallion
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Ur-Golem's Eye
• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Hall of Triumph
• 1x Oketra's Monument
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x The Immortal Sun

Creature (19)

• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Angelic Arbiter
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Champion of the Parish
• 1x Emeria Shepherd
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Hanweir Militia Captain  ^Flip
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Knight of the White Orchid
• 1x Mirran Crusader
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Precinct Captain
• 1x Ranger of Eos
• 1x Selfless Spirit
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Thraben Inspector
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar

Land (35)

• 30x Plains
• 1x Mistveil Plains
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Commander (1)

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Think white weenies are lame, and mono white is weak? Let me introduce you to a Commander that can make your weenies buff. You know her, you love to hate her off your opponent's board; she's the biggest baddiest praetor out there; it's Elesh Norn!

Think mono white has poor card draw? Not with engines like The Immortal Sun or the value that combines with Mind Stone and Emeria Shepherd . Sure it may seem like a one time card draw with the Stone, but what if you get plenty of landfall triggers with Emeria Shepherd ? What ramp in mono white too? Yeah the awesome landfall angel brings back NONLAND PERMANENTS! Synergize with her and Burnished Hart and it's pure value.

There's also a neat lock with Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth and the ancient artifact Kormus Bell . Surprisingly Urborg does not have a color designator. It makes itself a swamp only when it's on the battlefield, making everyone's lands swamps. The Bell will make all swamps 1/1 creatures, making them vulnerable to Elesh Norn's static ability, then all your lands are 3/3 creatures! Essentially you have an opponents only Armaggedon in your command zone.

The main way to win, is to get out your army, make em buff, and seeing wide.

Thank you to my play group for convincing me to become a horrible monster. This deck didn't start that well, but because of my buddy's mention of the Urborg lock; I have perfected the deck that would make all other preators jealous. Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoy, and if you have any other recommendations please let me know!

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.23
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Angel 4/4 W w/ Vigilance, Clue, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Soldier 1/1 W, Treasure, Warrior 1/1 W w/ Vigilance