No Sleep 'Til Bookkeeping

Commander / EDH Casual Jank Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick

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Creature (27)

• 1x Adamaro, First to Desire
• 1x Altar Golem
• 1x Ancient Ooze
• 1x Beast of Burden
• 1x Cantivore
• 1x Chameleon Spirit
• 1x Chaos Lord
• 1x Cognivore
• 1x Consuming Aberration
• 1x Copperhoof Vorrac
• 1x Detritivore
• 1x Gaea's Avenger
• 1x Ixidron
• 1x Lhurgoyf
• 1x Lord of Extinction
• 1x Magnivore
• 1x Maraxus of Keld
• 1x Mortivore
• 1x Multani, Maro-Sorcerer
• 1x Nighthowler
• 1x Quirion Explorer
• 1x Scourge of Geier Reach
• 1x Slag Fiend
• 1x Sylvok Explorer
• 1x Terravore
• 1x Wight of Precinct Six
• 1x Wilderness Elemental

Artifact (5)

• 1x Bonehoard
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Scrying Glass
• 1x Star Compass
• 1x Surveyor's Scope

Land (38)

• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 9x Forest
• 1x Grand Coliseum
• 3x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Meteor Crater
• 1x Mirrodin's Core
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Opal Palace
• 3x Plains
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rhystic Cave
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x Terminal Moraine
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Undiscovered Paradise

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Bulwark
• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Dark Suspicions
• 1x Defense of the Heart
• 1x Equipoise
• 1x Gutter Grime
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Oath of Ghouls
• 1x Oath of Scholars
• 1x Rivalry
• 1x Saproling Burst

Commander (1)

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Balancing Act
• 1x Borrowing 100,000 Arrows
• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Elephant Resurgence
• 1x Exile into Darkness
• 1x Exploding Borders
• 1x Last Stand
• 1x Phyrexian Rebirth
• 1x Restore Balance
• 1x Superior Numbers
• 1x Theft of Dreams
• 1x Volcanic Wind

Instant (6)

• 1x Ghastly Demise
• 1x Keep Watch
• 1x Pulse of the Fields
• 1x Pulse of the Grid
• 1x Rending Vines
• 1x War Report

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Do you like variables?

I built this deck to grief my friends (and suffer along with), but not in the traditional chaos or Stax-esque sort of manner. This deck aims to overload everyone's mental capacity for monitoring every aspect of the game which may often go otherwise ignored.

I would not reccomend playing this deck unless you're a self-hating misanthrope, like me.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 49 - 0 Rares 13 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.82
Tokens	*/* G Token Creature Elephant, Ooze */* G, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Phyrexian Horror X/X C, Saproling 1/1 G, Saproling */* G
Folders	E. fun EDH, Other peoples odd decks EDH, EDH, Other popel's cool decks, Witty Bulger & The Witty Hill Gang