No! Don't Jump!

Modern Suicide Black Theme/Gimmick WB (Orzhov)

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Instant (4)

• 4x Dismember

Sorcery (11)

• 3x Bond of Agony
• 4x Sign in Blood
• 4x Thoughtseize

Enchantment (9)

• 2x Near-Death Experience
• 4x Phyrexian Arena
• 3x Underworld Connections

Creature (12)

• 4x Dark Confidant
• 4x Death's Shadow
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 3x Sangrophage

Land (24)

• 4x Godless Shrine
• 4x Isolated Chapel
• 4x Marsh Flats
• 8x Swamp
• 4x Verdant Catacombs

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Suicide doesn't even begin to cover it.

Inspiration for this came from the not uncommon modern opening play: "fetchland into shockland into Thoughtseize. I'm at 15- go."

Pay life, pay life, pay life, laugh. This isn't meant to be competitive. This is meant to lose as fast and efficiently as possible. Winning is an afterthought.

Win with Near-Death Experience or Death's Shadow.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 7 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.22