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Nissa's Fort - NO BOYS ALLOWED

Standard Ramp RUG (Temur)




Hi, my name is Nissa.

I like stuff that sparkles, HUGE pets, and building forts - NO BOYS ALLOWED.

If you want to hang out and talk about fashion (Chandra says is in this season, Lili says that full body tattoos are making a comeback), just drop by.

is appreciated if you like this deck, or add it to one of your folders.

Or are a Princess.

C'mon, show some girly love.

Early Game

Mid Game

Late Game

  • Big Creatures should be ready to whack your Oponent down to 0 life.

  • Plated Crusher is tricky to remove due to being Hecproof.

  • Soul of the Harvest gives extra draw.

  • Deceiver of Form can help by simulating a Scry or finish the game by making all Creatures huge.


This deck is a straight Ramp and beat down deck.


I have tried to make this deck so that just about any colour can be used within the first two moves.

There are Creature Lands in order to push final damage through, or act as late blockers.

Blossoming Defense can save a Creature from being destroyed or push a final bit of damage through.

Disallow Counters a threat.

Dissenter's Deliverance gets rid of an Artifact such as Heart of Kiran or Aetherworks Marvel (RIP).

Heroic Intervention protects Creatures from board wipe, or targetted removal.

Magma Spray an extra copy to remove a key Zombie or Scrapheap Scrounger.


Argy says... #1

I have no idea if this will work.

June 1, 2017 9:07 a.m.

Goatface says... #2

But have you considered... Permeating Mass? See, this wonderful card combats some of Standard's most dangerous predators. Any of the Gideons? Let your opponent attack you with their indestructible 5/5 or 4/4's. They'll become 1/3 Permeating Masses. Against Aetherworks Marvel, wait for your opponent to attack with Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger and make it a 1/3. Never mind that pesky bit of text involving exiling cards. shhhhh. Or perhaps mono-black zombies! Just block their Lord of the Accursed or Metallic Mimic with a Permeating Mass. Your opponent will be sad, unless they have an Ormendahl, Profane Prince  Flip. If so, simply eat a copy of Permeating Mass, and become one with the mass.

June 6, 2017 5:30 p.m.

Argy says... #3

Goatface the only problem with Permeating Mass is that once your Opponent has a copy, they can just nullify all your Creatures as well.

Not ideal in a deck that aims to beat down with big hitters.

June 6, 2017 10:33 p.m.

Goatface says... #4

Ya, I know, I just find the card very entertaining. Do you become a 1/3 Permeating Mass if you give yourself a cardboard cut (I don't know if that's a thing) with a copy, since it dealt combat damage to you?

June 7, 2017 8:08 a.m.

Argy says... #5



Paper cut. The worst kind of cut.

Worse than having your hand chopped off with a machete?

June 7, 2017 8:11 a.m.

Goatface says... #6

I wonder how my opponent would feel if I attacked them (physically) with a copy of Permeating Mass. Probably like they were safe from the Eldrazi.

June 7, 2017 4:36 p.m.

Argy says... #7

They could just hold another Permeating Mass in front of their face to ward off the blow.

You would go for the face, right?

June 7, 2017 5:31 p.m.

Goatface says... #8


June 7, 2017 8:19 p.m.

Brannan says... #9

Honestly I love finally seeing a temur deck that looks actually playable without Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger, but honestly I mean if your looking to cheat out some big boys, he is the biggest to cheat out right now.

June 13, 2017 1:57 p.m.

Argy says... #10

Brannan yeah, I thought about him, but I've kind of made this so you can actually cast a 6 or 7 drop in a pinch, by using Bounty of the Luxa.

This deck sort of aims to have as many ways as possible for your fatties to hit the field.

June 13, 2017 2:12 p.m.

Brannan says... #11

Ahh i see so instead of just one ultra fatty, you hit multiple medium fatties. that is actually pretty dope

June 13, 2017 2:20 p.m.

dank_eater says... #12

Maybe instead of running Scaled Behemoth you can run Plated Crusher. Has reversed stats and TRAMPLE which can be very helpful.

June 13, 2017 6:19 p.m.

Argy says... #13

dank_eater except he costs 7 to cast. I need to also have 6 drops.

June 14, 2017 2:39 a.m.

EpicFreddi says... #14

With Marvel out of the Format, I think you could go down on Dissenter's Deliverance. Still a good card against Vehicles, but I think a 4-off is too much.

June 14, 2017 4:23 a.m.

Argy says... #15

Could be right.

I'll leave it for the moment, as there are a lot of Vehicle decks in my local meta.

June 14, 2017 5:09 a.m.

Argy says... #16

Actually dank_eater I've decided to give Plated Crusher a go.

June 14, 2017 5:54 a.m.

EpicFreddi says... #17

I'd say it's a good change. With Bounty you jump to 9 Mana anyway (given that you hit all your land drops), so a 6 drop doesnt matter as much.
Plus having an army of 7/6 with Trample ain't too bad.

June 14, 2017 6:01 a.m.

Homura_Akemi says... #18

This deck will make TappedOut great again.

June 14, 2017 1:33 p.m.

Argy says... #19

Homura_Akemi no covfefe has already made TappedOut great again.

June 14, 2017 1:44 p.m.

Zaueski says... #20

Champion of Rhonas is a MALE Jackal, that's a flavor fail Argy. So if he's allowed in then can I come in too?

June 14, 2017 11:07 p.m.

Argy says... #21

Zaueski I think you'll find that Champion of Rhonas is wearing a rather fetching necklace, and various pieces of arm and leg jewellery. He has therefore attired himself suitably to be declared an honourary girl.

As stipulated here.

If you are willing to adorn similar clobber you will be most welcome.

June 15, 2017 12:56 a.m.

Zaueski says... #22

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Looks to me like its just armor and Cartouches which are more akin to medals of honor to them than it is jewelry. I'm still saying flavor fail but if you don't require assistance then I shall leave you be Princess

June 15, 2017 1:09 a.m.

Argy says... #23

Zaueski pffft you just can't recognise the latest fall fashions.

Also, flavour doesn't win you games.

June 15, 2017 6:43 a.m.

Calispotato says... #24

Do you like Sandwurm Convergence in this deck? It is a pretty bug pillow fort.

June 15, 2017 11:25 a.m.

Calispotato says... #25


June 15, 2017 11:46 a.m.

Argy says... #26

Calispotato I don't think that will work very well in this deck as Champion of Rhonas or Nissa, Steward of Elements can't cheat it on to the field.

June 15, 2017 12:07 p.m.

Mardu_Maniac says... #27

Upvote button doesn't work! But still upvoted!

June 15, 2017 12:11 p.m.

Argy says... #28

Sorry about that ACDAMAN.

I changed the name of this deck and forgot to update the button.

You're picking up all my button mishaps!

June 15, 2017 1:39 p.m.

Mardu_Maniac says... #29

Argy No problem, buttons are fun!

June 15, 2017 1:57 p.m.

Argy says... #30

ACDAMAN agreed.

Almost as fun as Custom Categories, which is where this deck got its name.

June 15, 2017 11:30 p.m.

Mardu_Maniac says... #31

Argy So true

June 16, 2017 10:46 a.m.

ROUROU says... #32

hmmm, how can we make this deck more brocken ? WHY YES , Decimator of the Provinces . It is an insta win :)

June 16, 2017 2:22 p.m.

Argy says... #34

It's not a horrible idea but I aim to have any Creature able to be hard cast by turn 5, if I've got Bounty of the Luxa out.

I worry that this Creature might get stuck in my hand.

Or, that I won't actually cast it.

June 19, 2017 4:26 a.m.

ROUROU says... #35

well, i misread the card. All i wanted to tell, is that you should go for Deceiver of Form shenanigans. Such as Aetherwind Basker . Everything is a copy, so you get a LARGE ammount of energy, that can finish the opponent in a single attack . PLUS, you already use some energy counters xD or other creatures xD

P.S. i read your already considered cards. I just want to point out the ridiculousness of the deceiver xD

June 19, 2017 8:06 a.m.

Argy says... #36

Oh yeah, there are HEAPS of things that are crazy if paired with Deceiver of Form

Thing is, they also need pull their weight WITHOUT Deceiver of Form.

June 19, 2017 9:02 a.m.

ROUROU says... #37

Argy ALSO, apart from the cards, i have to really, REALLY focus on everything that is written . Just now, i read the title properly. i was reading " Nissa's Fart" and i thought that it was a cool name :S cause , you know, girls, are not supposed to fart and this is a deck, where nissa can fart etc etc . i feel terile :S

June 19, 2017 1:37 p.m.

Argy says... #38

ROUROU lol that is so FUNNY.

Of course my next deck title will now have to be someone farting.

June 19, 2017 8:09 p.m.

ccmaci says... #39

How is Soul of the Harvest legal in standard?

June 19, 2017 10:26 p.m.

FuzzySupreme says... #40

Thinks it's because he was in the 16 starter deck? Maybe? ccmaci

June 19, 2017 11:44 p.m.

Argy says... #41

ccmaci nice to see that you bothered to Google that.

FuzzySupreme gold star for you.

June 20, 2017 2:04 a.m.

SpookyToe says... #42

Soul of the Harvest is not standard legal

June 20, 2017 5:13 p.m.

Calispotato says... #43

Yes it is, check its profile on tappedout

June 20, 2017 5:42 p.m.

ccmaci says... #44

Sorry, most people don't know that the starter packs make it legal. I guess that's cool.

June 20, 2017 5:44 p.m.

Argy says... #45

SpookyToe yes it is.

Let me Google that for you.

ccmaci sorry, then they (and by that I mean YOU) should learn how to check the legality of cards before mouthing off about them.

Why wouldn't it be cool? That makes about as much sense as telling someone that you guess it's cool that they use Swamps in their deck.

I restrained myself from saying all that in my first response to you, but your continued rudeness has now brought this about.

Honestly people, before attempting to shame me for having a card in my deck that isn't Standard legal, how about checking it out first to see whether or not you are right.

Or do you think that you are so much more clever than every other person who has looked at this deck thus far?

June 20, 2017 6:37 p.m.

ccmaci says... #46

When I typed that message I didn't mean to sound rude, let me rephrase what I said:

"Sorry for not realizing the card was legal, most people (like myself) don't know that it is legal in standard and I think it is cool that this is playable in standard. I was confused when I looked up the legality of the card and found it said it was legal. My first comment was just curious why the card was legal."

I'm sorry for the miscommunication. If we were to talk in person, my voice wouldn't sound rude towards you.

I'm used to this happening sadly, with texts and stuff I'm not the greatest at thinking of how others will read my messages to themselves.

I would suggest saying the card's legality in the description of your decklist. Just so fewer people are confused on the matter.

Just some advice... if someone says something rude on this website, don't angrily comment back at that person. Just get an admin to mute/ban the ip of the person if becomes a problem like spam.

Sorry again for the miscommunication, I'm a fan of the decks you've been making and hope to see this one stay on the top of the topdeck list for a while :D

June 20, 2017 9:47 p.m.

Argy says... #47

There is no need for me to declare that cards in this deck are Standard legal.

The site has already done that. If there were cards that weren't, my deck would say "Standard*".

Just because two people thought they knew better, without checking, doesn't warrant me adding useless shit to my deck description.

I will respond to people how I see fit. I don't need pointers from you about how to conduct myself.

June 20, 2017 10:33 p.m.

Argy says... #49

ccmaci I didn't read the last post you wrote and I'm not interested in any more of your nonsense.

You made a mistake. Accept it, get over it, move on, and try not to be so fast in future to assume that you are right and someone else is wrong.

June 21, 2017 11:30 a.m.

SpookyToe says... #50

Dude he literally just apologized...

June 21, 2017 1:48 p.m.

Argy says... #51


a) Not a dude.

b) Should have apologised sooner. Then I would have read it.

June 21, 2017 4:14 p.m.

SpookyToe says... #52

Why are you so angry?

June 22, 2017 1:53 a.m.

Argy says... #54


You read that as angry? You are projecting.

Just being straightforward.

Are you sitting there with your little fists screwed up, getting your knickers in a knot over something that doesn't even concern you?

Coz that's the mental image I have of you in my head.

Go ahead and post whatever you like. I'm just gonna delete it without reading it.

June 22, 2017 3:35 a.m.

Mardu_Maniac says... #55

Aw, did Chandra leave the club? She was such a fun member!

July 11, 2017 11:46 p.m.

Argy says... #56

ACDAMAN Chandra will be back.

She's just gathering intel about the fort across the road.

July 12, 2017 7:33 a.m.

Mardu_Maniac says... #57

Argy Ah, a little double agent action I see...

What about Lili? Any news on her betrayal?

July 12, 2017 9:15 a.m.

Argy says... #58

Liliana is doing what she calls "supervising behind the scenes" and what we call "annoying us".

July 12, 2017 9:43 a.m.

Mardu_Maniac says... #59

Argy Dammit Liliana, I thought we made a deal with Razzy that you would stop this nonsense...

July 12, 2017 11:25 a.m.

Argy says... #60

I could repeat what Liliana just said to me about Razaketh, but then I would need a good amount of alcohol to get the taste of all those bad words out of my mouth.

I'm afraid we don't have QUITE that much alcohol in our fort, at the moment.

July 12, 2017 12:30 p.m.

Calispotato says... #61


July 12, 2017 12:33 p.m.

Mardu_Maniac says... #62

Argy Well then, I'm sure that you two got up to some interesting antics while I was away... Fill me in next time, maybe we could get some more gossip about Lili's "other guys"

July 12, 2017 12:40 p.m.

Argy says... #63

Queen Li wants me to let you know that she's over bad boys. They won't do as they're told.

She's much more interested in Beefcake these days.

So pretty to look at, and you don't waste time wondering what it's thinking.

I keep telling her that's really sexist to just treat guys like they are pieces of meat, but she laughs at me and tells me to go and make her a sandwich.

July 12, 2017 12:45 p.m.

Mardu_Maniac says... #64

Argy Ugh so true, I wonder what's gotten into her? I mean, I thought Chandra had "Gids" in her pocket. But then that business happened with Chandissa... I have NO IDEA what's gotten into them these days...

July 12, 2017 12:52 p.m.

Argy says... #65

I am surprised that I seem to be the only one who realises that our gal Chandra is bisexual.

I thought it was quite obvious.

It wasn't even Trippy Hippy she was checking out. It was Lili. Those two have always had a bit of a thing going on.

She has also been hooking up with Sarkhan for years.

July 12, 2017 12:59 p.m.

Mardu_Maniac says... #66

Argy Omigod really?? I knew it all along! Hmm... maybe we could get some action on that front...

July 12, 2017 1:26 p.m.

Argy says... #67

I've got all the action I need in the form of StuBi.

If you want to try to hook up with Chandra then go for it!

Make sure you wear something with either a Dragon or a fire motif.

You might even be able to impress her with some Zippo tricks, right clayperce?

July 12, 2017 1:58 p.m.

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This deck is Standard legal.

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6 months ago)

-1 Mountain main
-3 Magma Spray main
+6 Forest main
+4 Attune with Aether main
-4 Lambholt Pacifist  Flip main
-3 Botanical Sanctum main
+3 Plated Crusher main
-4 Nissa, Steward of Elements main
-4 Aether Hub main
-2 Soul of the Harvest main
+4 Champion of Rhonas main
-4 Attune with Aether main
+4 Harnessed Lightning main
+1 Wandering Fumarole main
+3 Magma Spray main
+3 Spirebluff Canal main
+2 Deceiver of Form main
+3 Bounty of the Luxa main
+1 Mountain main
+3 Nature's Way main
and 40 other change(s)