Never Stop Shuffling

Commander / EDH Combo Five Color Sliver Theme/Gimmick

ogrenoah

Instant (5)

• 1x Congregation at Dawn
• 1x Goblin Tutor
• 1x Long-Term Plans
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Realms Uncharted

Sorcery (16)

• 1x Altar of Bone
• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Cateran Summons
• 1x Conflux
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Demonic Collusion
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Distant Memories
• 1x Doomsday
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 1x Jarad's Orders
• 1x Land Aid '04
• 1x Merchant Scroll
• 1x Selective Memory

Enchantment (7)

• 1x "Ach! Hans, Run!"
• 1x Curse of Echoes
• 1x Curse of Misfortunes
• 1x Hibernation's End
• 1x One with Nature
• 1x Parallel Thoughts
• 1x Wild Pair

Artifact (7)

• 1x Armillary Sphere
• 1x Birthing Pod
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Horizon Spellbomb
• 1x Skyship Weatherlight
• 1x Sunforger
• 1x Wanderer's Twig

Creature (26)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Blood Speaker
• 1x Bog Glider
• 1x Breathstealer
• 1x Bringer of the Black Dawn
• 1x Cateran Enforcer
• 1x Cateran Overlord
• 1x Cateran Persuader
• 1x Cateran Slaver
• 1x Crystalline Sliver
• 1x Dawntreader Elk
• 1x Dormant Sliver
• 1x Elvish Harbinger
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Feral Shadow
• 1x Frenetic Sliver
• 1x Godo, Bandit Warlord
• 1x Homing Sliver
• 1x Krosan Tusker
• 1x Lotleth Troll
• 1x Rathi Assassin
• 1x Rathi Fiend
• 1x Rathi Intimidator
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Soldier of Fortune
• 1x Urborg Panther

Land (38)

• 1x Bad River
• 1x Bant Panorama
• 1x Esper Panorama
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Flood Plain
• 8x Forest
• 1x Grasslands
• 1x Grixis Panorama
• 4x Island
• 1x Jund Panorama
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Mountain Valley
• 1x Naya Panorama
• 3x Plains
• 1x Rocky Tar Pit
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Tolaria West

Commander (1)

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Maybeboard

Artifact (1)

• 1x Soldevi Digger

Creature (1)

• 1x Myr Mindservant

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In an attempt to slow down the already ponderous pace of four/five person EDH, I have concocted a deck made exclusively of tutors, annoying slivers and basic lands. The tutors will fetch other tutors, some tutors will not actually have anything to fetch, and when I've got Breathstealer, Urborg Panther and Feral Shadow in play, I'll sacrifice them, fail to find Spirit of the Night, and instead reveal Lotleth Troll and put on a shit-eating grin.

The 3 non-tutor slivers will either disable my own slivers, require me to find and then flip a coin (which I won't have available), or give my slivers shroud so other people can't even begin to attempt to bother my awful board state.

Academy Rector will fetch Curse of Misfortunes, which will enchant me, which will then get Curse of Echoes, and then everyone can copy my tutors, for maximum shuffling time.

I've included a Mercenary sub-theme, since each mercenary fetches a slightly smaller mercenary, until I get to the 1-drop, Soldier of Fortune, which will then start making other people shuffle their decks too. And not during end steps, but during main steps or combat steps.

"Ach! Hans, Run!" and Land Aid '04 are certainly going to be fun. I'm taking suggestions for annoying songs to sing. Currently I'm leaning toward "Walking on Sunshine".

Top Ranked	Achieved #72 position overall 11 years ago
Date added	11 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 20 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.61
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