Najeevil, your inner Machiaveli

Commander / EDH* Casual Pillow Fort Theme/Gimmick

Akuzer

Land (38)

• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Cascading Cataracts
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 2x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Golgari Guildgate
• 1x Gruul Guildgate
• 3x Island
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Maze's End
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Mutavault
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Plains
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Selesnya Guildgate
• 1x Simic Guildgate
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Rowan Kenrith
• 1x Will Kenrith

Creature (20)

• 1x Azra Oddsmaker
• 1x Basandra, Battle Seraph
• 1x Brutal Hordechief
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Ezuri, Claw of Progress
• 1x Goblin Rabblemaster
• 1x Goblin Spymaster
• 1x Grand Warlord Radha
• 1x Grenzo, Havoc Raiser
• 1x Grimgrin, Corpse-Born
• 1x Hunted Phantasm
• 1x Hunted Troll
• 1x Mathas, Fiend Seeker
• 1x Mindblade Render
• 1x Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist
• 1x Mirror Entity
• 1x Pharika, God of Affliction
• 1x Suture Priest
• 1x Yasova Dragonclaw
• 1x Zur the Enchanter

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Curse of Predation
• 1x Curse of the Nightly Hunt
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Lightmine Field
• 1x Manabarbs
• 1x Marchesa's Decree
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Raiders' Spoils
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Tainted Remedy
• 1x Trespasser's Curse

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Curse of the Swine
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Hour of Promise
• 1x Skyshroud Claim

Commander (1)

Instant (13)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Fight to the Death
• 1x Golgari Charm
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Imaginary Threats
• 1x Manamorphose
• 1x Negate
• 1x Punishing Fire
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Wear / Tear

Artifact (9)

• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Dowsing Dagger  ^Flip
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sword of the Animist

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Sideboard

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Duelist's Heritage
• 1x War's Toll

Instant (1)

• 1x Settle the Wreckage

Creature (1)

• 1x Zo-Zu the Punisher

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Maybeboard

Creature (15)

• 1x Arbiter of the Ideal
• 1x Aven Wind Guide
• 1x Blaring Captain
• 1x Blaring Recruiter
• 1x Gahiji, Honored One
• 1x Graveblade Marauder
• 1x Grim Flayer
• 1x Harsh Mentor
• 1x Hunted Dragon
• 1x Jazal Goldmane
• 1x Kavu Predator
• 1x Mardu Woe-Reaper
• 1x Nath of the Gilt-Leaf
• 1x Shanna, Sisay's Legacy
• 1x Zo-Zu the Punisher

Instant (2)

• 1x Rewind
• 1x Settle the Wreckage

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Torment of Hailfire

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Curse of Bounty
• 1x Path of Mettle  ^Flip

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While most of you were thinking what the best way to attack with Najeela was, me, an intellectual, have been having my friends do it for me. So here is a deck that exposes that weak ass Zntrplt (or whatever) for the well behaved, boring deck that it is.

They have to decide between letting their creatures die or having another opponent take damage. It's a hard choice, I know, as you are probably among those who tried to make a warrior tribal with Najeela. The cute ones that have ways to tap before combat get met with a Harsh Mentor. There will be no pansies in my play table.

Bad attacks lead to bad trades and soon your "friends" will want to refill the board. Creatures entering their battlefield damage them with Trespasser's Curse, Suture Priest and the good old Rakdos Charm.

Extra attacks let you goad more AND you get the political upside of giving your opponent's team lifelink ^_^ jk lol you give them Tainted Remedy.

And now for the Grand Finale, the reason why you all came here... You too have some warriors you can attack with, ain't that neat. They synergize well with Najeela as some of you might have figured out already. I got the typical good value ones, and added a bit of the "Inspired" mechanic. A cool trivia piece is that the name for that mechanic was based on me. Tutors are boring, and this deck is honestly, jank, so it feels savoury to have the jankiest tutor, Disciple of Deceit.

All things said though, Luxury Suite is the star of the deck. It provides a comfy place to watch the spectacle, the shitshow, the decadence that you just created. Shoutout to Wizards for having this card procude Rakdos colors.

For suggestions, old bordered cards are forbidden, we are playing Fashion, the Gathering here.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 4 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 22 - 0 Commons
Cards	99
Avg. CMC	3.05
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Boar 2/2 G, Emblem Rowan Kenrith, Emblem Will Kenrith, Enchantment Snake 1/1 BG, Experience Token, Faerie 1/1 U, Goblin 1/1 R, Goblin 1/1 R for Goblin Spymaster, Gold, Plant 0/2 G, Spirit 1/1 C, The Monarch, Warrior 1/1 W, Zombie 2/2 B