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Najeela Kobold Hulk

Commander / EDH

thehalubi


Strictly worse Partner Flash Hulk, so that I get to play every Kobolds of Kher Keep variant with Protean Hulk .

Built as a budget deck. If you make the deck better you might as well just play proper Flash Hulk or Tempo Najeela since those are real decks.

The Lines

Get Flash and Protean Hulk . Cast Flash and put Protean Hulk into play, not paying the remaining cost for Protean Hulk . With Protean Hulk death trigger get Viscera Seer and Karmic Guide . Karmic Guide brings back Protean Hulk , which is then sacrificed to Viscera Seer . Get Body Snatcher and Zulaport Cutthroat . Sacrifice Body Snatcher in response to its discard trigger and get back Protean Hulk , and sacrifice it again to Viscera Seer . Get every 0cmc creature from the deck, as well as Purphoros, God of the Forge and Blood Artist . Purphoros Triggers 13 times, dealing 26 damage to each opponent. 0/0 creatures die, and you can sacrifice the rest to Viscera Seer , giving you 12 Zulaport Cutthroat and Blood Artist Triggers. With every 0cmc piece going to the yard you deal 26 to each opponent + 13 to each opponent + 12 damage split between players, if you sacrifice Blood Artist and then Zulaport Cutthroat you get another 2 to each opponent + 1 to one opponent. This comes to a total damage of 40 to each opponent, and 13 split how you want. This should kill the table most of the time, unless they're in total over 136 (assuming life totals are even. The max kill range is 54 life).

You could also win with Cryptolith Rite / Druids' Repository / Derevi, Empyrial Tactician / Bear Umbra if you're boring and lame.

Pros

Skullclamp and Yawgmoth, Thran Physician go nuts, and all the 0 drops trigger Druids' Repository .

You get to play every Kobolds of Kher Keep variant.

Cons

You play a lot of bad cards for a joke.

The deck is just worse than if you played better hulk piles.

Upgrades, if you really want to

  1. Walking Ballista . Didn't include because it's not necessary. Jam it if you want a better x cost 0/0 to add more damage to the Hulk pile.
  2. Mana Base
  3. Tutors
  4. Better mana dorks
  5. Whatever expensive cards are being played in Tempo Najeela

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Date added 4 years
Last updated 4 years
Legality

This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

4 - 0 Mythic Rares

36 - 0 Rares

31 - 0 Uncommons

24 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 1.94
Tokens Thopter 1/1 C, Warrior 1/1 W
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