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Modern* Aggro Discard Hatebears Humans Weenie WUB (Esper)

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Land (21)

• 4x Flooded Strand
• 2x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Island
• 4x Marsh Flats
• 1x Plains
• 4x Shambling Vent
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of the Archangel
• 1x Watery Grave

Creature (25)

• 1x Blade Splicer
• 4x Dark Confidant
• 4x Meddling Mage
• 4x Phyrexian Revoker
• 4x Reflector Mage
• 2x Restoration Angel
• 2x Sin Collector
• 4x Tidehollow Sculler

Instant (6)

• 2x Fatal Push
• 4x Path to Exile

Sorcery (8)

• 4x Inquisition of Kozilek
• 4x Thoughtseize

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Sideboard

Creature (11)

• 1x Burrenton Forge-Tender
• 1x Eidolon of Rhetoric
• 1x Kataki, War's Wage
• 3x Kor Firewalker
• 2x Mirran Crusader
• 1x Notion Thief
• 2x Sin Collector

Instant (1)

• 1x Disenchant

Artifact (1)

• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Return to the Ranks

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Maybeboard

Creature (8)

• 1x Champion of the Parish
• 1x Ethersworn Canonist
• 1x Fiendslayer Paladin
• 1x Geist of Saint Traft
• 1x Imposing Sovereign
• 1x Ranger of Eos
• 1x True Believer
• 1x Xathrid Necromancer

Land (5)

• 1x Celestial Colonnade
• 1x Creeping Tar Pit
• 1x Darkslick Shores
• 1x Mutavault
• 1x Seachrome Coast

Artifact (2)

• 1x Sword of Fire and Ice
• 1x Sword of War and Peace

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My take on Esper Humans Thoughtseize and Inquisition of Kozilek make sure the coast is clear for your hatebears to land while setting up for Meddling Mage.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	11 months
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 1 Mythic Rares 33 - 6 Rares 20 - 7 Uncommons 0 - 1 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.92
Tokens	Phyrexian Golem 3/3 C
Folders	Constructed Decks, fghjkl