My Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream Is Vanilla

Commander / EDH RG (Gruul) Theme/Gimmick

GoldGhost012

Instant (2)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Starstorm

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Decree of Annihilation
• 1x Explosive Vegetation
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Life from the Loam
• 1x Meltdown
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Obliterate
• 1x Sylvan Scrying
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Wake of Destruction

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Asceticism
• 1x Blood Moon
• 1x Defense of the Heart
• 1x Fervor
• 1x Fires of Yavimaya
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Gruul War Chant
• 1x Mirri's Guile
• 1x Primal Rage
• 1x Rage Reflection
• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x War's Toll
• 1x Warstorm Surge

Artifact (9)

• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Defense Grid
• 1x Mycosynth Lattice
• 1x Sword of Body and Mind
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Sword of Fire and Ice
• 1x Sword of Light and Shadow
• 1x Sword of War and Peace

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Garruk, Primal Hunter

Creature (26)

• 1x Alpha Tyrranax
• 1x Bear Cub
• 1x Borderland Minotaur
• 1x Centaur Courser
• 1x Cobblebrute
• 1x Enormous Baloth
• 1x Gnarled Mass
• 1x Golden Bear
• 1x Grizzly Bears
• 1x Hollowhenge Beast
• 1x Kalonian Tusker
• 1x Leatherback Baloth
• 1x Nessian Courser
• 1x Nettle Swine
• 1x Order of the Sacred Bell
• 1x Panther Warriors
• 1x Quilled Slagwurm
• 1x Rhox Brute
• 1x Ruination Wurm
• 1x Rumbling Baloth
• 1x Runeclaw Bear
• 1x Silverback Ape
• 1x Spined Wurm
• 1x Streetbreaker Wurm
• 1x The Lady of the Mountain
• 1x Vorstclaw

Land (35)

• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fire-Lit Thicket
• 17x Forest
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 9x Mountain
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Skarrg, the Rage Pits
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow

Commander (1)

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Sorcery (7)

• 1x Anger of the Gods
• 1x From the Ashes
• 1x Jokulhaups
• 1x Mizzium Mortars
• 1x Rain of Salt
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x Wheel of Fortune

Artifact (1)

• 1x Cursed Totem

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No, not French Vanilla, that would be cheating.

Okay, my favorite flavor of ice cream is actually chocolate chip cookie dough, but EDH with nothing but vanilla creatures? Challenge accepted.

We don't need no stinking abilities on creatures! Look at all the ways to win:

Creature beatdown with Swords and rouge's passage for unblockable shenanigans.

Creature beatdown with trample damage and haste.

Warstorm Surge for burn with large creatures.

Insurrection for alpha strike.

Driving opponents crazy with Chaos Warp , Stranglehold , Blood Moon, and War's Toll.

Complete annihilation with Obliterate and Mycosynth Lattice + Vandalblast combo.

Remember, this is a joke deck made for fun. It's not meant to be taken seriously. I mean, vanilla creatures? Really?

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 24 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 24 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.03
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Wolf 2/2 G, Wurm 6/6 G
Folders	EDH, Favorites, ye