Welcome to the Zoo
It's a pretty messed up place...
You probably want to meat some of the animals right?We just got some new ones in from Theros!
We even have some interesting utility to make them more effective at killing things if they ever manage to escape from the zoo! It's good to be prepared...'
Here are the first little guys... arent they cute;)
Favored Hoplite: He really makes the crowd excited fast...
Satyr Hoplite: Almost as good as the Favored Hoplite, but it's good to spread are guys around multiple colours of mana in the zoo especially when we have so many duel lands.
Hero of Iroas: Makes utility more cheap. Hooray!
These here creatures are extremly exotic providing back up win cons and ramp
Savage Knuckleblade: Large creature on a stick. It can also be deep fried and battered. It really enhances the flavour...
Sylvan Caryatid: Larger then goblins. Better the removal. And I couldn't think of anything snappy to say about his ramp.
Xenagos, the Reveler: Satyr, Satyr, Satyr, RAMP! Satyr, Satyr, Satyr, RAMP! Satyr, Satyr, Satyr, RAMP! Satyr, Satyr, Satyr, RAMP! Satyr, Satyr, Satyr, RAMP! Satyr, Satyr, Satyr, RAMP! Satyr, Satyr, Satyr, RAMP! Satyr, Satyr, Satyr, RAMP! Satyr, Satyr, Satyr, RAMP! Satyr, Satyr, Satyr, RAMP!
This here is the food room. It contains food.
Dromoka's Command: One, two, three, four, TARGET creature gets a +1/+1 counter and TARGET creature fights another creature.
Atarka's Command: Five, six, seven, eight, deals three damage to a certain opposing face and all my creatures get+1/+1.
Titan's Strength: Nine, ten, eleven, twelve, this card broken. Seriously. I had to buy a whole new set cause my friend ripped them in half.
Mortal's Ardor: Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, I just relied how long it's been since I wrote down those numbers. Like, with letters. Damn.
Chore time! Here's a list of ordeals...
Ordeal of Thassa: Who likes to draw a shit ton of card before combat damage resolves and use our one extra mountain on the Titan's Strength we drew? We like to draw a shit ton of card before combat damage resolves and use our one extra mountain on the Titan's Strength we drew!
Ordeal of Heliod: Lets race mono red! Please...
Welcome to the Animal Protection Agency! How may we assist you in giving the finger to lightning strikes and magma jets?
Negate: Hero's Downfaaaa...NO!
Gods Willing: Hero's Downfaaaa...NO!
Stubborn Denial: Hero's Downfaaaa... PAY ONE EXTRA MANA!
Well that wraps up our tour of the zoo! I need help with a sideboard...