Modern Eldrazi Ass Kicking P**sy Magnet Deck

Modern Competitive Eldrazi Ramp Tribal

Zaryon

Instant (7)

• 4x Harrow
• 3x Summoning Trap

Sorcery (6)

• 3x Ancient Stirrings
• 3x Explore

Artifact (3)

• 3x Everflowing Chalice

Creature (21)

• 4x Birds of Paradise
• 2x Elvish Piper
• 1x Emrakul, the Aeons Torn
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 4x Overgrown Battlement
• 2x Primeval Titan
• 4x Somberwald Sage
• 2x Wall of Roots

Land (23)

• 2x Cavern of Souls
• 4x Eldrazi Temple
• 2x Eye of Ugin
• 15x Forest

---

Sideboard

Instant (7)

• 3x Naturalize
• 4x Not of this World

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Tooth and Nail

Enchantment (6)

• 3x Alpha Authority
• 3x Privileged Position

---

Maybeboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 2x Palladium Myr
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog

---

Use Everflowing Chalice + Eye of Ugin to get some Eldrazis into the battlefield ASAP. Kick your opponet ass with fat asses like It That Betrays, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth or even the almighty Emrakul, the Aeons Torn aka Emrakul, the Friendship Destroyer, aka Emrakul, the Pussy Magnet.

Lots of mana everywhere with s%$t like Everflowing Chalice. Kicking it ass like 3 FU#$ING TIMES plus some other mana assholes like Somberwald Sage.

You have this bad motherfu%$er right here Primeval Titan to get some lands when he is cast or attacks, and not just basics, ANY GOD DAMN LAND.

Oh! You don't want to pay 15 mana? Well how about this b&@ch right here Elvish Piper? You ain't using Emrakul, the Aeons Torn casting effect, but f#&k it cuz real man don't need that. Real man kick ass no matter what.

Featured card is Impelled Giant, cuz that is how everybody will see you while playing with this deck. All those nerds will fear you, and all the chicks will kill themselves to get you.

Tell me your oppinion and what you think. Also tell me if i could and how i could make it better. Come on, lets create the most badass Eldrazi deck ever.

[+/-] = Something that changed and I'm analysing if should be kept, send it to side deck, and s#$t like that.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Key combos	Everflowing Chalice + Eye of Ugin
Legality	This deck is not Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 14 - 5 Rares 11 - 7 Uncommons 12 - 3 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.35
Folders	ideas, Decks to Consider, Modern, Modern Decks, MDN Ideas, awesome sauce, Modern, Fun Deck, Modern, good