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Zurgo 2 || Make Zurgo great again!

Commander / EDH* Casual Colorless Combo Mono-Red

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--WIP--

Remember that unstoppable hulk of endless lifts, gains and ANGRY, Zurgo?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS MAJESTIC MEAN, LEAN FLEX MACHINE?!

Thanks to Sarkhan f###ing shit up, Zurgos training regime got completely busted. So now, without the gains of KICKING YOUR F###ING A##, he has to start over! But thanks to this great new method, etb-effects and cast triggers, he will be back to BLOWING YOUR BRAINS OUT in no time!

Thought he could only do dash once per round?

WRRRONGGG, DOUCHE-BAG!

With Winding Canyons and Vedalken Orrery, EVERY TURN HE WANTS IS ZURGO'S TURN!

Since his tragic fall from fame, Zurgo has found solace in the Lord of MELTING YOUR FACE! Purphoros is here, with a bunch of sh## that does the same goddamn thing, so every time Zurgo comes back, YOU'LL F###ING KNOW IT, MAGGOT!

Oh,what's that? Incremental damage from multiple castings aren't that great and don't scare you? WELL YIPPEE-KAI-YAY, MOTHERF###ER! Thanks to Door of MASSIVE GAINS Zurgo is gonna get JACKED AS ALL SH## and then pick up EVERY GODDAMN SWORD and sh##! And then you're gonna stack every goddamn thing you can find on him and OH SHIT DID HE JUST BECOME DANKEST F###ING LEGO SET YOU'VE EVER SEEN? WHY IN-F###ING-DEED A##NUTS!!!

So anyway, this is what I'm trying to make viable.

All tips are welcome! Mostly looking for card suggestions and new combos to build on this base.

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Date added 8 years
Last updated 6 years
Legality

This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

6 - 0 Mythic Rares

41 - 0 Rares

31 - 0 Uncommons

10 - 0 Commons

Cards 110
Avg. CMC 3.48
Tokens Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Emblem Daretti, Scrap Savant, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Myr 1/1 C, Ogre 3/3 R, Warrior 1/1 W w/ Vigilance
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