This deck can lose on your turn 1 upkeep, I can already smell the meta changing...

Now I know what you're thinking, "WHAT!?! How can a deck this OP exist!?! I mean, it can consistently lose or turn 1!?!" But this deck is real.

I know it is a bit land heavy, having a total of 38 lands, so maybe you can actually play some spells.. But fear not! Every single land in this deck is hand picked for the fact that it is returned to your hand immediately after being played. Yes: Every. Single. One.

Now, if you haven't noticed and gotten it through your thick skull how truly OP this deck is, well, listen: There are a total of 20 spells in this deck that cost 0 mana, so you can play them on your opponents first turn. Now I know, playing things on your opponents turn is a good way to win... But not in this case! As you will consistently lose at the very beginning of your first turn! You cannot get better at losing than that!

I am sorry, I lied. You can get better at losing than that. but only with the power of... STORM CROW!!!!! "What, but Storm Crow is so good it can't even be used in legacy?!?" But there's a twist. We all know that you are required to concede if you so much as see an opponents Storm Crow, as it is utterly hopeless. This would put most decks in a position of winning, but not us! We have to power to counter their concede with our own conceding!!! NYA-HA-HA!!! Now if that isn't diabolical I don't know what is!

Last but not least, this deck is incredibly cheap for it's power, at only $240! I know right!?! You can consistently lose on turn 1 for only $240!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This deck really will flop the meta on its head! Wizards of the Coast will rue the day it made cards that are so OP, HYA-HA-HA!

All recommendations for new cards will be both appreciated and ignored.



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um..........what is the point of this deck? I am not seeing how this deck is so damn awesome.

March 9, 2017 9:04 p.m.

krackhour says... #2

ticked-off-squirrel did you not see the Storm Crow? It's deadly!

March 9, 2017 9:07 p.m.

krackhour a......1/2 flyer? I can reach into my blue spares and almost anything I grab will be better than it.

and survey said: Welkin Tern

March 9, 2017 11:15 p.m.

krackhour says... #4

ticked-off-squirrel, dooood Welkin Tern is much too powerful for this particular deck!

March 9, 2017 11:21 p.m.

krackhour and Storm Crow is not? it's the same card. same mana cost, only a switched power and toughness with a restriction on blocking. and is cheaper. I mean I guess Triton Shorestalker and Invisible Stalker are better. or you could go with Kraken Hatchling or even a Sigiled Starfish

March 9, 2017 11:58 p.m.

HEX. says... #6

Are you kidding? It halves the clock set by Storm Crow. Your super bird would kill someone in ten turns. That would be way too broken, it's best to stick with something this deck can handle.

March 10, 2017 1:27 a.m.

Grunyarth says... #7

Hex is right. Welkin Tern is a horrible card, And it has no sure fire way of letting you lose the game. I'm fairly sure ticked-off-squirrel has never seen a Storm Crow in play, otherwise he would have immense respect for so powerful a card.

The goal in including 1 Storm Crow, is that your opponent will try conceding in response, but you can counter that concede by conceding on your own, therefore you lose, and that is the whole point of this deck.

March 11, 2017 10:48 a.m.

Grunyarth says... #8

Sorry I meant to say Welkin TURD!

March 11, 2017 10:58 a.m.

whatever. I don't understand this deck and I don't understand any of you.

March 11, 2017 12:53 p.m.

bvowles says... #10

This deck is already great at losing, but have you considered Simian Spirit Guide to help cheat out Storm Crow if we haven't already secured the loss?

March 13, 2017 2:34 a.m.

Grunyarth says... #11

bvowles, there are 2 Problems:a) It puts mana in your mana pool, big no-no b) Do you see what it will do to the budget? I will also have to disrupt the mana ratio too much, it is a good suggestion, but also one that is denied. :P

March 13, 2017 10:39 a.m.

krackhour says... #12

I'd prolly get rid of most of the land except red, throw in Lotus Petal, Simian Spirit Guide and either or both Final Fortune / Last Chance. Street Wraith and Gitaxian Probe so you can cycle to the much needed pacts on your first turn. It doesn't really matter you'll more than likely get a pact on the first 7 or a mulligan. GG - you win! Great way to mess with people : )

March 13, 2017 6:05 p.m.

bvowles says... #13

Storm Crow is so op, it's a great idea to force the concede allowing you to respond with conceding. I love this deck.

March 13, 2017 9:26 p.m.

Happymaster19 says... #14

Serum Powder can give you more consistency through mulligans. Seems like this deck really needs a Pact on turn 1 or else it will just lose.

March 14, 2017 9:04 p.m.

TheSurgeon says... #15

The sarcasm is strong but surprisingly upbeat with this one..

+1 just for the giggles.

March 20, 2017 9:17 p.m.

I_has_a_Leg says... #16

I love this hahahahahaha

March 22, 2017 10:41 p.m.

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This deck is Modern legal.

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 0.11
Tokens 4/4 Giant
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Top rank #20 on 2017-03-07
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