This deck can lose on your turn 1 upkeep, I can already smell the meta changing...

Now I know what you're thinking, "WHAT!?! How can a deck this OP exist!?! I mean, it can consistently lose or turn 1!?!" But this deck is real.

I know it is a bit land heavy, having a total of 38 lands, so maybe you can actually play some spells.. But fear not! Every single land in this deck is hand picked for the fact that it is returned to your hand immediately after being played. Yes: Every. Single. One.

Now, if you haven't noticed and gotten it through your thick skull how truly OP this deck is, well, listen: There are a total of 20 spells in this deck that cost 0 mana, so you can play them on your opponents first turn. Now I know, playing things on your opponents turn is a good way to win... But not in this case! As you will consistently lose at the very beginning of your first turn! You cannot get better at losing than that!

I am sorry, I lied. You can get better at losing than that. but only with the power of... STORM CROW!!!!! "What, but Storm Crow is so good it can't even be used in legacy?!?" But there's a twist. We all know that you are required to concede if you so much as see an opponents Storm Crow, as it is utterly hopeless. This would put most decks in a position of winning, but not us! We have to power to counter their concede with our own conceding!!! NYA-HA-HA!!! Now if that isn't diabolical I don't know what is!

Last but not least, this deck is incredibly cheap for it's power, at only $240! I know right!?! You can consistently lose on turn 1 for only $240!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This deck really will flop the meta on its head! Wizards of the Coast will rue the day it made cards that are so OP, HYA-HA-HA!

All recommendations for new cards will be both appreciated and ignored.


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Soulcommando says... #1

Have you considered Glorious End? You could end your opponent's turn to prevent them from having a chance to lose before you! XD

May 7, 2017 3:22 p.m.

Grunyarth says... #2

Ahh, very good idea Soulcommando, I think that this new card is worthy of a full playset...

May 8, 2017 8:06 p.m.

Hereggor says... #3

Storm Crow is too good for this deck

May 10, 2017 9:59 p.m.

KongMing says... #4

The only problem with Glorious End is that since all of your lands bounce, you'll never have the mana to play it. );

May 22, 2017 7:09 p.m.

neosapien says... #5

Throw in some gideons and you have an actual winning deck LOL

May 31, 2017 10:31 a.m.

cyborgcat says... #6

absolutely amazing. If i could, i would give +5

October 7, 2017 10:09 a.m.

darklord1135 says... #7

How do you play Glorious End or anything besides pacts

October 29, 2017 8:10 p.m.

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This deck is Vintage legal.

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