Let's not pretend this is viable

Commander / EDH GU (Simic)

Avissapiens

Green (35)

• 1x Ancient Brontodon
• 1x Arlinn, Voice of the Pack
• 1x Blanchwood Armor
• 1x Colossal Dreadmaw
• 1x Commune with Dinosaurs
• 1x Courage in Crisis
• 1x Crash the Ramparts
• 1x Crested Herdcaller
• 1x Devkarin Dissident
• 1x Drover of the Mighty
• 1x Elvish Rejuvenator
• 1x Forced Landing
• 1x Ghalta, Primal Hunger
• 1x Giant Growth
• 1x Gift of Strength
• 1x Grazing Whiptail
• 1x Hitchclaw Recluse
• 1x Hunt the Weak
• 1x Ironshell Beetle
• 1x Naturalize
• 1x New Horizons
• 1x Oakenform
• 1x Orazca Frillback
• 1x Overgrown Armasaur
• 1x Pack's Favor
• 1x Path of Discovery
• 1x Sagittars' Volley
• 1x Sixth Sense MP
• 1x Spike-Tailed Ceratops
• 1x Thrashing Brontodon
• 1x Thundering Ceratok
• 1x Urban Utopia
• 1x Wardscale Crocodile
• 1x Wayward Swordtooth
• 1x Wrecking Beast

Blue (25)

• 1x Anticipate
• 1x Crashing Tide
• 1x Devious Cover-Up
• 1x Expel from Orazca
• 1x Hornswoggle
• 1x Muse Drake
• 1x Negate
• 1x Quasiduplicate
• 1x Release to the Wind
• 1x Run Aground
• 1x Sage's Row Savant
• 1x Sea Legs
• 1x Siren's Ruse
• 1x Soul of the Rapids
• 1x Spell Pierce
• 1x Spell Swindle
• 1x Spire Winder
• 1x Teferi's Time Twist
• 1x Thunder Drake
• 1x Wall of Lost Thoughts
• 1x Wall of Mist
• 1x Waterknot
• 1x Windstorm Drake
• 1x Wishcoin Crab
• 1x Zahid, Djinn of the Lamp *f-pre*

Commander (1)

Colorless (32)

• 12x Forest
• 1x Gingerbread Cabin
• 1x Golden Guardian  ^Flip
• 12x Island
• 1x Mana Geode
• 1x Orazca Relic
• 1x Prismite
• 1x Simic Locket
• 1x Traveler's Amulet
• 1x Woodland Stream

Gold (7)

• 1x Aeromunculus
• 1x Biomancer's Familiar
• 1x Galloping Lizrog
• 1x Kiora, Behemoth Beckoner
• 1x Reason / Believe
• 1x Scuttlegator
• 1x Simic Ascendancy

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The simic proficiency for growth combined with the pure brain-splitting headache of having every card yeeted to your hand by blue. Combined with large green creatures and regular card-draw, Kiora's Monstrous friends will be quite full by the end of the game.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Exclude colors	WBR
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 11 - 0 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 52 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.47
Tokens	City's Blessing, Copy Clone, Dinosaur 3/3 G w/ Trample, Food, Golem 4/4 C, Saproling 1/1 G, Treasure, Wolf 2/2 G