Legally rip your opponents cards to pieces

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upyourass Score: 100


Description

Basically the combo is -
1. Play Chaos Confetti/Blacker Lotus.
2. (optional) Mycosynth Lattice makes all permanents artifacts so that Mirrorweave effects ALL of your opponent's cards (not just their creatures).
3. Play March of the Machines OR play Tezzeret the Seeker and use his +1 so that you can use his -5 ability after step #4 during the opponent's turn (for Blacker Lotus you must use Tezzeret) to turn all non-creature artifacts into creatures. (Chaos Confetti/Blacker Lotus is an artifact creature that you can use Mirrorweave on now)
4. Mindslaver to take your opponents turn.
5. During that turn, use Mirrorweave targeting your Chaos Confetti/Blacker Lotus.
6. Rip all of your opponents cards into pieces.
Note: You could also sub out some islands for swamps in order to use Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas in place of Tezzeret the Seeker or in conjunction with him.

Updates

— July 14, 2013

So I recently checked my e-mail and found a lot of update alerts for this deck! Sorry I'm a bit late for most, but for anyone checking out the deck from now on, I've made a few improvements. First, I clarified the use of Tezzeret in step #3 because some people were having trouble understanding that. Also, after seeing the comment by dorminjake I added the other Tezzeret as a possibility.
Finally, I'd like to address Moobu and any other people who may feel this deck idea is theirs. I certainly don't take credit for the idea of this combo, but neither should you. The Chaos Confetti + Mirrorweave combo has been around for a LONG time, though most people never thought to use it in conjunction with Mindslaver and other cards included here. For that reason, I took the time to search for various cards that uniquely add to the combo in order to make something new. Also, Moobu claims to have "posted this combo like two years ago". Well sorry bub, but this deck itself was posted more than two years ago, let alone the fact that nothing like it is on your account and that I've had the idea for even longer than two years to construct a deck like this.

Fungusmonk says... #1

this is hilarious

October 29, 2012 2:19 p.m.

dorminjake says... #2

When you say Tezzeret the Seeker , you mean Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas , right? The Seeker's ultimate wears off at end of your turn, so you wouldn't be able to Mirrorweave your fragile artifacts during your opponent's Mindslaver 'd turn, whereas the Agent's artifact animation is permanent.

Also: I. LOVE. THIS. DECK.

October 29, 2012 3:29 p.m.

wollywack says... #3

Wouldn't Blacker Lotus (and any other 0 mana artifact) die before you could do this?

November 22, 2012 12:54 p.m.

wollywack says... #4

oop, i realize now that's why you said you would have to use Tezzeret

November 22, 2012 12:55 p.m.

VThornheart says... #5

I fell out of my chair, that's hilarious! I love it!

November 22, 2012 1:32 p.m.

JamesKrell says... #6

...I love you man... I really do. This is amazing.

November 23, 2012 12:26 a.m.

piedok says... #7

LOL freaking awesome... +1

November 23, 2012 8:22 p.m.

SmokT says... #8

Can I just mention how appropriate it is for a player with the name upyourass to have a deck like this! Lol

November 23, 2012 11:07 p.m.

Mkorb says... #9

chaos confetti, mom's spaghetti.

November 24, 2012 10:45 a.m.

Moobu says... #10

I posted this combo like 2 years ago. v_v

November 25, 2012 6:28 p.m.

ConnorMo says... #11

Hilarious +1

November 26, 2012 7:54 a.m.

rafers21 says... #12

holy shit. you're a crazy fuck hahahahahahaha. love it +1

November 26, 2012 8:59 a.m.

SplodyCopter says... #13

oh my god. this is so genius and i love every bit of it. <3 +1 for shenanigans

November 26, 2012 10:23 a.m.

iltonjr says... #14

One of the best decks I ever seen in my life, I laugh really hard here!

November 27, 2012 9:01 p.m.

chinface says... #15

Er... this deck is amazing....except that March of the Machines would kill all of the lands...

November 27, 2012 9:51 p.m.

No!!! Why did you have to tear up all of my moxes and all of my dual lands!!! I now am going to have to use your head as a paperweight...

December 2, 2012 1:52 p.m.

hilarious deck.

  1. Run
December 2, 2012 5:33 p.m.

Mongo says... #18

I wonder how many fist fights you could start with this deck.

March 24, 2013 5:05 p.m.

Jp3ngu1nb0y says... #19

Master of Etherium would keep your lands alive when you drop March of the Machines

March 26, 2013 9:39 a.m.

Moobu says... #20

Wish I wouldn't have deleted my version of this deck. Deck poster pretty much copied my version card for card here.

March 27, 2013 9:01 a.m.

evldmon says... #21

this is the only way to win a match by concedingyou rip there stuff up, concede, then you win because they no longer have a legal 60 card deck

April 6, 2013 6:36 a.m.

Moobu says... #22

That doesn't make sense Evldmon. They have the choice to concede at ANY time in the match. Even before you get a chance to rip their cards up. Deck size has nothing to do with you winning.

April 6, 2013 8:21 a.m.

evldmon says... #23

@moobu, ok but if you rip there field up and they don't concede, then you do, then at the start of the next game (in a 2 of 3 match) they can not play because they have an illegal deck, so you automatically win

April 6, 2013 7:20 p.m.

Moobu says... #24

Problem is this is an Unformat deck. Which automatically means it doesn't qualify for any tournament play anywhere.

April 6, 2013 7:45 p.m.

evldmon says... #25

true, but its an interesting way to win none the less

April 6, 2013 8:01 p.m.

jokercrow says... #26

Thank you for making a deck out of this great old combo. I have put a link to your deck on a best combo article on tappedout.

May 10, 2013 2:32 p.m.

panahinuva says... #27

You are history's greatest monster

May 19, 2013 11:56 a.m.

Morokai says... #28

is there a way to make the opponent float infinite mana on their turn so that the Chaos Confetti can be used to annhialate the entire field? without infinite mana, the most you can use chaos confetti during the opponent's turn is likely to be around 2-3. Chaos Orb would probably be more efficient (and without un-set cards), assuming they never actually added in a rule about ripping your cards up.

July 17, 2013 11:45 p.m.

MartialArt says... #29

Lol. I wouldn't play against this deck and I hope if you do you give your opponent enough time to concede before you start ripping cards..

Like it: +1

July 18, 2013 7:04 a.m.

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