I tried to make a black and blue deck that is not your standard mill-black and blue crap. So here it is, the deck description, coming at you hard and fast..
Agent of the Fates
, the biggest win con in this deck. I mean, look at this knives, nigga has like ten knives. One for spreading butter over your lady's sweet biscuit, another for skinning your enemies, and the rest because he is bad to the bone. Come back when you can move knives with your mind, bro. Hidden Strings is a phenomenal combo piece for this dude. every time a spell targets him, your opponent loses their nice thing. If you can slap an Aqueous Form with the strings ciphered to him, the agent can literally dick your opponent at lightspeed. Other things to help trigger the heroic of this dude are the under appreciated
Ordeal of Thassa
,
Deviant Glee
, and Dying Wish. low cost enchantments means multiple creature sacrifices so if your opponent thinks he is cute and is gonna throw a hexproof pussy at you so that your kill spells can't affect them, think again. Also, the ordeal let's you draw, dying wish makes your opponent think twice about destroying your creature and if they do, they are losing life and you are gaining. Dying Wish triggers heroics, plays head games, gets you life, takes life away from others, and allows you to pull more tail than a special kid at a petting zoo. People who put their eggs in one basket with this deck get boned. Lastly,
Siren of the Silent Song
and
Artisan of Forms
round out the creatures of the deck. Mill and discard, don't mind if I do. Having the Artisan copy the other two creatures to double effects, yes please. Artisan is a tight bitch that can also be used to copy your opponents things before you kill them.
Alright, here is where you come in, reader. This deck has pretty much went without a sideboard since forever. What you see in the sideboard is what it started out as. It is pitiful but I needed something there to give myself piece of mind. Help out, suggestions are welcomed. Also, control tends to be this deck's biggest antagonist. any suggestions and input is quite welcomed as well as all criticism. Let it be known, I am part mexican (if you couldn't tell by the title being in spanish) so if you insult me, I will use my magical Mexican gardener powers to mow a giant phallus into your front yard with my mind...
