Kruphix is Stupid

Commander / EDH

Smoger

Creature (19)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Conduit of Ruin
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Courser of Kruphix
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Emrakul, the Promised End
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Farhaven Elf
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Phantasmal Image
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Voyaging Satyr
• 1x Woodfall Primus

Sorcery (14)

• 1x Boundless Realms
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Explore
• 1x Explosive Vegetation
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Hurricane
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Rite of Replication
• 1x Tooth and Nail
• 1x Urban Evolution

Land (35)

• 1x Alchemist's Refuge
• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Botanical Sanctum
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 10x Forest
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 1x Homeward Path
• 9x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Artifact (10)

• 1x Doubling Cube
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Isochron Scepter
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Perilous Vault
• 1x Planar Bridge
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thran Dynamo

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Jace Beleren
• 1x Tezzeret the Seeker

Commander (1)

Instant (14)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Blue Sun's Zenith
• 1x Chord of Calling
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cryptic Command
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Desertion
• 1x Dig Through Time
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Stroke of Genius
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Mana Reflection
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x Treachery

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Maybeboard

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Clone Legion
• 1x Eternal Dominion
• 1x Expropriate
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Genesis Wave

Creature (2)

• 1x Memnarch
• 1x World Breaker

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This deck is a lot like an all-you-can-eat-breakfast buffet; its excessive, its expensive and its gross. Before we get in the main strategies of this deck and the in-depth analysis, its important to note that this deck is really dumb, which coincidentally is also like an all-you-can-eat-breakfast buffet. Bacon and eggs and waffles and Cesar-salads aside, this deck wants to do at least 1 of three things (or all) - 1. Draw cards. 2. Get a lot of mana. 3. Troll the hell out of your dear/wonderful friends.

Here's the plan, in order of effectiveness.

• Start by buying-up alot of island and forest property; you're going to need their resources early in order to build the new 'Kruphix & associates Mana Bank'. You'll need good builders as well but don't fret, I've got a few really good contacts. Start with Rampant Growth and Green Sun's Zenith for 1 getting Dryad Arbor (or Rampant Growth, Farseek etc). Getting ramp is essential, you'll want Kruphix out on at least turn 4. From there, you got some juicy options.

• If you want to go the competitive route then you can certainly go that way, once you sell your soul and manifest a new-found contentment in ruining friendships. Pretend the following is narrated by a loud/boisterous 2nd hand car salesman. We got Tooth and Nails, we got some counter magic for all you sadists out there and we got some EL EL ELDRAZI!! (Air horns). Big mana cost I know, but Kruphix can get these guys out on turn 5 if you get the God hand. Also Rite of replication Acidic Slime on turn 5 pretty much guarantees the saltiest 'W' ever received.

• If you want a bit more light-hearted fun, I got you fam. This deck has a few mana doublers, why not sink them into milling your opponents with Stroke of Genius or Blue Sun's? Or if you're keen on a 4 way tie, why not hurricane yourself and others for 130? I promise everyone thinks its very funny and they wont hate you at all... Also Boundless Realms is a HOUSE in this deck.

• This deck also has a small artifact theme, mainly to deal with Green and Blue's problem with Wraths (except for cyclonic rift). Tutor for Perilous Vault or Nev Disk with Tezzeret or even a doubling cube if you want, or sol ring because that card should be legal.

Thats it. Theres a few wacky inclusions you could easily replace like isochron scepter and planar bridge but I think the best way to build a deck is a little bit of competitive, a little bit of objective goofiness and some pet favourites. Rip this deck to pieces if you want or Ctrl C-Ctrl P it if you want. Hmu with suggestions in the comments too, always keen to tinker.

Cheers.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.91
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Copy Clone