Kozilek, the Foil Distortion

Commander / EDH*

Sleazebag

Artifact (42)

• 1x Aetherworks Marvel
• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Astral Cornucopia
• 1x Batterskull
• 1x Blinkmoth Urn
• 1x Contagion Clasp
• 1x Culling Dais
• 1x Cultivator's Caravan
• 1x Doubling Cube
• 1x Dreamstone Hedron
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Ghirapur Orrery
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Gonti's Aether Heart
• 1x Inspiring Statuary
• 1x Krark-Clan Ironworks
• 1x Lotus Bloom
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer
• 1x Magnifying Glass
• 1x MImic Vat
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mind's Eye
• 1x Mirrorworks
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Ratchet Bomb
• 1x Relic of Progenitus
• 1x Ring of Three Wishes
• 1x Rings of Brighthearth
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Sculpting Steel
• 1x Seer's Lantern
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Tower of Fortunes
• 1x Universal Solvent
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Land (34)

• 1x Cloudpost
• 1x Crystal Vein
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Drownyard Temple
• 1x Eldrazi Temple
• 1x Encroaching Wastes
• 1x Eye of Ugin
• 1x Glimmerpost
• 1x Gods' Eye, Gate to the Reikai
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Quicksand
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Ruins of Oran-Rief
• 1x Sanctum of Ugin
• 1x Sea Gate Wreckage
• 1x Shrine of the Forsaken Gods
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Tectonic Edge
• 1x Terrain Generator
• 1x Thawing Glaciers
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vesuva
• 12x Wastes

Instant (1)

• 1x Titan's Presence

Sorcery (1)

• 1x All is Dust

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Karn Liberated

Commander (1)

Creature (20)

• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Conduit of Ruin
• 1x Deceiver of Form
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Emrakul, the Promised End
• 1x Endbringer
• 1x Hangarback Walker
• 1x Matter Reshaper
• 1x Myr Retriever
• 1x Oblivion Sower
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Scrap Trawler
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Thopter Assembly
• 1x Thought-Knot Seer
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Walking Atlas
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine

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Sideboard

Artifact (1)

• 1x Super Secret Tech

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Maybeboard

Artifact (14)

• 1x Ballista Charger
• 1x Brain in a Jar
• 1x Consulate Turret
• 1x Deadlock Trap
• 1x Explorer's Scope
• 1x Glaring Spotlight
• 1x Goblin Charbelcher
• 1x Helvault
• 1x Ichor Wellspring
• 1x Moonsilver Spear
• 1x Paradox Engine
• 1x Serum Powder
• 1x Soul Foundry
• 1x Sword of the Animist

Creature (3)

• 1x Electrostatic Pummeler
• 1x Frogmite
• 1x Myr Enforcer

Land (1)

• 1x Dark Depths

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After over half a year of collecting and trading cards, my long time experiment has finally reached a stage where it can be assembled!

The construction process of this deck follows two very strict rules:

1: All cards in the deck MUST be foil!

2: All the cards I add to this deck MUST be gained through a trade. No online purchasing!

These rules paired with this being a colorless deck, has made gathering enough lands really tough, but I have finally hit critical mass! What I'm left with is probably the deck with the worlds worst Cost : Strength ratio.

While suggestions are appreciated (and improvement is very much needed, the deck is awful!), keep in mind that even if I wanted to add the card, I'd first need to either open it in a draft or trade it to myself! Cards in the maybeboard is the leftover pile of foil colorless cards that I am currently not playing, so if you think I should add one of those in favor of one of the cards in the deck, feel free to argue your case.

Update: After putting the deck together, several people fell in love with the idea and helped me gather some more foils, Worn Powerstone, Reality Smasher, Contagion Clasp, Solemn Simulacrum, Thought-Knot Seer, Metallic Mimic, Gonti's Aether Heart, Aethersphere Harvester, Cultivator's Caravan, Rings of Brighthearth, Smugglers Copter and the new Emrakul! Deck has become far more streamlined in the last week, although it still suffers from some really big weaknesses (Like no recursion and not enough ramp!)

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Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	22 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 1 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.18
Tokens	Clue, Copy Clone, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Spirit 1/1 C, Thopter 1/1 C, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink
Folders	2. Old Commander Decks