Keep it in Your Hand

Standard Combo Competitive Control WU (Azorius)

MR.ASSQUATCH

Instant (12)

• 4x Eerie Interlude
• 4x Essence Flux
• 2x Negate
• 2x Send to Sleep

Creature (24)

• 4x Eldrazi Displacer
• 3x Eldrazi Mimic
• 3x Harbinger of the Tides
• 3x Reality Smasher
• 4x Reflector Mage
• 3x Thought-Knot Seer
• 4x Topplegeist

Land (24)

• 2x Evolving Wilds
• 4x Island
• 4x Mirrorpool
• 4x Plains
• 2x Port Town
• 4x Prairie Stream
• 2x Sea Gate Wreckage
• 2x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

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So I built this deck wanting to annoy people, and still be competitive. The plan is to just bounce back and tap all your opponents creatures. Until you bring out reality smasher, Thought-knot, or even ormendahl if you can for the long game. I haven't got to test it yet, but it was brewing in my head and I wanted to see your thoughts on the deck. Topplegeist, is just an overall great one drop that can still come in handy for the late game especially if you got the cards for its delirium. Reflector mage, can come in by turn three and bounce back an opponents card, still great in early and late game. Eldrazi Displacer, can not only swing in for an acceptional three damage, but have a constant removal or bounce for your other creatures. Reality smasher, is good to get your damage through, especially if their creatures are bounced r tapped. Thought-Knot, is great to remove something that you already bounced back and don't want to come out, and can swing in. Eldrazi mimic I put in, because I figured is a fair two drop and can activate his ability once another colorless entered the battlefield, so I can swing in with him. I believe it will work great with Reality smasher. Whirler rogue, is in their to bring out flying thopters so I can still get through if necessary, but mainly to block. Eerie interlude can be a killing in the mid game and late if you have pretty much any creatures. Essence Flux is an easy one drop that can hurt your opponent bouncing back one of your own creatures. I put in negate to counter their non creature spells, because I don't need to pay much attention to their creatures if they're in their hand. Expose evil is just to tap whether it be so you can swing in or not get hit. Please comment and let me know what you think about it

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.53
Tokens	Copy Clone, Human Cleric 1/1 BW
Folders	Me