Kaalia of the DANK MEMES

Commander / EDH* Budget RBW (Mardu)

johnfogarty222

Creature (35)

• 1x Aegis Angel
• 1x Angel of Despair
• 1x Angel of Serenity
• 1x Angelic Skirmisher
• 1x Archfiend of Depravity
• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Balefire Dragon
• 1x Bladewing the Risen
• 1x Bloodgift Demon
• 1x Bogardan Hellkite
• 1x Demon of Wailing Agonies
• 1x Exquisite Archangel
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Hellkite Charger
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x Indulgent Tormentor
• 1x Iona, Shield of Emeria
• 1x Iroas, God of Victory
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Lord of the Void
• 1x Master of Cruelties
• 1x Mordant Dragon
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Rakdos, Lord of Riots
• 1x Resolute Archangel
• 1x Reya Dawnbringer
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Shattered Angel
• 1x Tariel, Reckoner of Souls
• 1x Utvara Hellkite

Land (38)

• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Command Tower
• 10x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 11x Plains
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 11x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Peak
• 1x Vault of the Archangel

Instant (7)

• 1x Crackling Doom
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Utter End
• 1x Wear / Tear

Artifact (7)

• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Commander (1)

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Earthquake
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Razia's Purification
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Unburial Rites

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Legion's Initiative
• 1x Oblivion Ring

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Liliana Vess
• 1x Sorin Markov

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Introduction

Wekcome to Kaalia of the Dank Memes. The object of this deck, Get Kaalia out and then start dropping creatures for free. It would also be helpful to give her shroud with Whispersilk Cloak and indestructible with Aegis Angel amongst other cards. This deck began as an upgrade from its original precon, Heavenly Inferno. It soon evolved far passed that and now only few cards from that set remain, like Angel of Despair and Bladewing the Risen . The following is a list of creatures that I believe will have a significant impact on your game play with this deck.

Critical Creatures

Master of Cruelties - So first take a minute to read the card. Now that you are taking in the possible ways to use this ability, remember that commonly this card with be put put onto the battlefield with Kaalia of the Vast 's ability which will add an extra 2 damage finishing off the opponent, then you can add Rogue's Passage to ensure a KO and you are looking like a pretty scary battlefield presence.

Avacyn, Angel of Hope - If you are not already familiar with this card, you haven't been playing magic long enough. This card is great for getting onto the battlefield during combat and foiling your opponent's blocking plans and for making sure Kaalia will stick around for a while. It's also great for losing friends and gaining enemies.

Aurelia, the Warleader - This card is great after you got a lot of bigger creatures out (which shouldn't take too long with this deck) and you are attacking frequently. This second combat step also triggers Kaalia's ability again so that you are putting down two free creatures each turn. Great for multiplayer games where having creatures like this won't make that game end too soon.

Iroas, God of Victory - It's not an Angel, Demon or Dragon so you you'll have to actually cast it, but for the price of Kaalia it's not that bad. I mainly focused on his last ability which is basically indestructable for attacking creatures. Also the menace that it gives is just an added bonus.

Lord of the Void - Good if you are playing an intense match against a worthy opponent. You can play the odds at taking one of their creatures while exiling the other 6 cards of their library.

Balefire Dragon - Very good once it hits the player. It will deal six damage to each each creature that player controls which is a pretty good amount of damage. This will usually wipe out most creatures that player controls barring some eldrazi Titan or some creature with tons of +1/+1 counters on it.

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Date added	6 years
Last updated	4 years
Exclude colors	UG
Splash colors	WBR
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	22 - 0 Mythic Rares 23 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.89
Tokens	Dragon 6/6 R