Ka-Drain!

Commander / EDH WB (Orzhov)

JohnnyShreves

Creature (22)

• 1x Agent of Masks
• 1x Archangel of Thune
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim
• 1x Blood Baron of Vizkopa
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Divinity of Pride
• 1x Drana's Emissary
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Grave Titan
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Pontiff of Blight
• 1x Ravos, Soultender
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Suture Priest
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Treasury Thrull
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Vizkopa Guildmage

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Death Grasp
• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Sorin's Vengeance

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Angelic Chorus
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Bloodchief Ascension
• 1x Boon Reflection
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Enslave
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Polluted Bonds
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Shadows of the Past
• 1x Subversion
• 1x Wound Reflection

Artifact (10)

• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Pristine Talisman
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams
• 1x Whip of Erebos

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Kaya, Ghost Assassin
• 1x Sorin, Grim Nemesis
• 1x Sorin Markov

Commander (1)

Land (38)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Esper Panorama
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 12x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 14x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Instant (4)

• 1x Beacon of Immortality
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Tendrils of Corruption

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Hi, JohnnyShreves here. If you're having problems with opponents' life total buildup, life scum, or HP ringsaround the kitchen table, then you need Ka-Drain!

Simply spray Ka-Drain on your friend Diane and it gets the tough stuff that the others leave behind.

Just Ka-Drain! And the life scum is gone!

If your friend Steve is sitting across the kitchen table clogged with HP deposits, set him free with Ka-Drain! Its got the power to break down and dissolve life totals, his smug sense of certain victory and the notion that Slivers is a creative deck choice. It's just not Steve, let it go!

Put the Ka-swagger back in your Ka-draw step with Ka-Drain!

Other cleaners have harsh fumes, not Ka-Drain! It has a gentle, fresh scent. Using only all natural and organic enchantments and creature abilities to break down opponents' life totals and leave you feeling refreshed and energized!

Use it on the Tyler, the guy who thinks Pillow Fort is fun for everyone!

Ka-Drain attacks your opponents easily in one easy step without gloves and without harsh fumes.

Use it on Mallory and watch life stains disappear. Ka-Drain tackles her toughest stains inside and out without ammonia and without bleach.

Other cleaners drip and run. Ka-drain's ultra-scrub stick, non-grip formula cleans all surfaces!

It penetrates and dissolves tough grime!

Its scrubbing granules can even clean your brother-in-law Kyle and his annoying friend Duncan! Why are you even here, Duncan?

But wait, there's more! Ka-Drain not only cleans away those stuck on life totals it also replenishes your life total, giving you a false sense of security in a high power level format!

It's a guaranteed win!*

Call Now!

*Ka-Drain does not guarantee you'll win any games. As a matter of fact, it might not work at all. The win that is guaranteed in the aforementioned statement is the realization that the win was inside you the whole time and you're special just the way you are.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 34 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.16
Tokens	Spirit 1/1 WB, Vampire Knight 1/1 B, Zombie 2/2 B