Bring your friends, bring your family, pet the dinosaurs!

Come to the


Pet Me
SO CuuuuUUUUUUuuuuuute!!!!

So many amazing dinosaurs to get close and hands-on with at the Jurassic Petting Zoo!
Our biggest attractions are the crowd pleasing, beautiful, and enchanting Carnage Tyrants, fleet-footed Regisaur Alpha, and the King of Ixalan, Gishath, Sun's Avatar.
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Pack hunting mentality brings us a score of vicious raptors for your entertainment! They're SO friendly! Ranging Raptors hunt side by side with Ripjaw Raptors, and they're all lead by a mighty Raging Swordtooth! Rawr!!!
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Let's not forget the cozy, fluffy, feathery, flying friends of Kinjalli's Sunwing. These happy critters like to take it slow, or at least they like when everyone else does!
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Nobody could afford our beautiful dinosaurs without the help of our full-time staff.
Otepec Huntmasters and Kinjalli's Callers help keep our attractions affordable, and the Drover of the Mighty keeps the attractions rolling out on time, every time!
Our president and chief performer Huatli, Warrior Poet is ready to Commune with Dinosaurs and keep the dinosaurs on hand to be pet and loved!
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So many adorable dinosaurs, caring staff, and fun attractions!
Come to The Jurassic Petting Zoo today!
Jurassic Petting Zoo is not responsible for any mauling, devouring, eating, savaging, clawing, laceration, or consuming of guests or their family members. Jurassic Petting Zoo will not repay you if a Regisaur were to give you a Savage Stomp. Any guests found harassing the adorable dinosaurs may be Cast Out without warning.



GameFruity says... #1

This is one of the best Dinosaur Decks I have seen a while. Nice Job adding Comedy to this deck!

October 14, 2017 10:50 a.m.

Panzerforge says... #2

Thanks GameFruity! I have been testing it a lot and trying to find the right balance of ramp and stomp.
Adding Rile has actually really made a huge difference. With Ranging Raptors in play for I fetch a land and draw a card, thinning the deck quickly for a better success rate with both Commune with Dinosaurs and Gishath, Sun's Avatar to grab me a Carnage Tyrant.

October 14, 2017 11:02 a.m.

Coopdeforce says... #3

Do you have any opinions on Growing Rites of Itlimoc  Flip for this deck or a similarly built deck?

October 15, 2017 6:38 a.m.

Panzerforge says... #4

Coopdeforce, it's funny you ask. I was originally running two of it, figuring it could add a lot with looking for creatures and then massive mana in the late game...
Instead I found it too expensive at CMC 3 for the initial effect, and too conditional to be consistent for the flip-side.
I made a lot of tweaks to keep this running smooth, and the eventual winners have been a package of Ranging Raptors, Ripjaw Raptor, Raging Swordtooth, and Rile. Those 4 cards cause the deck to ramp and thin quickly, and also provide bodies for damage or blocking. (which becomes win-win if they creature block)
It's absurdly fun to get a T1 cost reducer, T2 Ranging Raptors, T3 Ripjaw, and T4 Swordtooth. You walk into T5 ready to Commune and drop a Carnage Tyrant, or stabilize your opponent with Cast Out, then Commune for a T6 Gishath, Sun's Avatar.

Back to the topic, there wasn't really any place in there that Growing Rites could have been cast, or would have helped much. By the time you have enough creatures to flip it, you're already ramped high enough to cast Carnage Tyrant (such a cute little guy) from your hand.
Hope this little rant helps!

October 15, 2017 7:24 a.m.

Panzerforge says... #5 be fair, the earliest I've consistently cast a Carnage Tyrant was T4. It's technically possible to get one on T3 with this deck, but I have not seen it.
T4 7/6 Trample Hexproof is still more than scary anyway.

October 15, 2017 7:28 a.m.

Panzerforge says... #6

Perfect hand:
Sunpetal Grove
3x Kinjalli's Caller
Carnage Tyrant
T1, Plains + Caller
T2, Sunpetal Grove + 2x Caller
T3, Forest, Tyrant + Maniacal Laugh.
in case you were curious

October 15, 2017 7:34 a.m.

Well, I was. Scary af. Until you run into turbofog. But why would you? ;)

Great deck description. I actually re-closed the legal disclaimer before reading it and then read the first paragraphs first because I'd had hoped for something like this. Had a good laugh.

October 15, 2017 11:31 a.m.

Panzerforge says... #8

seshiro_of_the_orochi thank you! I always like to have an amusing deck description.
Turbofog WOULD be a problem, and is usually a good answer to a creature based, stomp-happy, aggro deck like this one.
My only hope would be keeping that pressure on and maybe swapping in a little more removal/lifegain from the sideboard.

October 15, 2017 12:10 p.m.

TepigAggro says... #9

Lol Gamefruity is my irl friend and I have a Dino deck Super similar to this if you wanna give it a look. I am very insulted by Gamefruity. I need to go give him a punch to the face.

October 16, 2017 8:44 a.m.

Ninjew42 says... #10

Very nice. I have a deck that is similar.

October 17, 2017 8 p.m.

RowdyMagic18 says... #11

Bravo!! Best description ever!! Great deck. Shut up and take my money!! +1!! XD

October 18, 2017 10:02 a.m.

matchgrizzle says... #12

You missed a good opportunity here:"Any guests found harassing the adorable dinosaurs may be Cast Out without warning."

Make it say:"Any guests found trying to Rile up the adorable dinosaurs may be Cast Out without warning.

Awesome deck, love the theme and whatnot! :)

October 19, 2017 3:38 a.m.

-Arcanity- says... #13

lol, plus this is a great deck

October 22, 2017 8:53 a.m.

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This deck is Standard legal.

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 3.05
Tokens 3/3 Dinosaur
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+2 Oketra's Last Mercy maybe