Jhoira's Discount Treasure Ship

Commander / EDH Artifact Combo Competitive Storm UR (Izzet)

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Artifact (29)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Blinkmoth Urn
• 1x Chromatic Star
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Helm of Awakening
• 1x Inspiring Statuary
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Krark-Clan Ironworks
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Mishra's Bauble
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Sculpting Steel
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spellbook
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Tormod's Crypt
• 1x Vedalken Orrery
• 1x Voltaic Key
• 1x Welding Jar

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Karn, Scion of Urza
• 1x Saheeli, the Gifted
• 1x Tezzeret the Seeker

Creature (24)

• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Etherium Sculptor
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Master Transmuter
• 1x Memnite
• 1x Metalworker
• 1x Ornithopter
• 1x Padeem, Consul of Innovation
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Phyrexian Walker
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Reckless Fireweaver
• 1x Riddlesmith
• 1x Scrap Trawler
• 1x Shield Sphere
• 1x Shimmer Myr
• 1x Spawnsire of Ulamog
• 1x Trinket Mage
• 1x Trophy Mage
• 1x Urza, Lord High Artificer
• 1x Vedalken Archmage
• 1x Walking Ballista

Instant (11)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Disallow
• 1x Hurkyl's Recall
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Paradoxical Outcome
• 1x Retract
• 1x Whir of Invention

Commander (1)

Land (25)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 10x Island
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Shrine of the Forsaken Gods
• 1x Spire of Industry
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Volcanic Island

Sorcery (6)

• 1x All is Dust
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Molten Psyche
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Rhystic Study

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Inspired by the deck created by Jonathan Suarez on Commander Vs

Do you like drawing cards!?

Do you like playing a ton of spells!?

Do you like playing a ton of spells and then casting a spell with storm to ruin your opponents!?

Well then COME ON DOWN to Jhoira's Treasure Ship!

Here you can cast artifacts for the lowest prices in DOMINARIA, no the MULTIVERSE! Come now and get your mana rocks for the low cost of !

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Terms & Conditions

Hi, it's Karn from Accounting. The writers asked me to share some of my favorite cat jokes with you guys. Sure, they taunt me by giving away more than a million cat treats every week, and mock my cat-themed band by requesting Firesong and Sunspeaker songs at my shows, knowing full well that it's compltely impossible to do a cat soundboard solo for that long. But jokes on them, I need the cat treats for all the kittens roaming around the planes! Anyway, get ready to laugh because here we go: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. Duh! Ok, here's another: What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement. And this one: How many cats can you put into an empty box? Trick Question! Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty. Ha... Ha... Ha... I really am the best. Alright fine, I'll stop and move on to the fine print: One discount per planeswalker. This offer cannot be combined with a Planes Manufacturer coupon. All discounts are only good when paying with Mana Wallet, PayPlanes, or your mana pool. You must be a Junk Diver member to use the discount (signing up is easier than dividing fractions with different denominators). Finally, the discount expires during the next Mending at 11:59 UPST (Universal Plane Standard Time). And now if you'll excuse me, I have a kitten to caress, sure it looks like a box but there's a kitten inside there!

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The context for the joke above...

Date added	5 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 35 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.47
Tokens	Construct 0/0 C, Copy Clone, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Servo 1/1 C, Treasure
Folders	EDH Decks for TTS!