Jhoira EDH: Cheat Machine

Commander / EDH

Joe40

Land (34)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Great Furnace
• 7x Island
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Tectonic Edge
• 1x Teferi's Isle
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Wasteland
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Impending Disaster
• 1x Omniscience
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Sneak Attack
• 1x Vanishing
• 1x Warstorm Surge

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Jace, Memory Adept
• 1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor
• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon

Creature (23)

• 1x Aetherplasm
• 1x Arcanis the Omnipotent
• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x Breaker of Armies
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Darksteel Colossus
• 1x Fog Bank
• 1x Inkwell Leviathan
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Keldon Firebombers
• 1x Kira, Great Glass-Spinner
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Kozilek, the Great Distortion
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Nullstone Gargoyle
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Platinum Emperion
• 1x Sun Quan, Lord of Wu
• 1x Thassa, God of the Sea
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Void Winnower

Artifact (13)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Quicksilver Amulet
• 1x Sculpting Steel
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo

Commander (1)

Sorcery (15)

• 1x Boom / Bust
• 1x Bribery
• 1x Denying Wind
• 1x Devastation
• 1x Enter the Infinite
• 1x Expropriate
• 1x Jokulhaups
• 1x Obliterate
• 1x Show and Tell
• 1x Temporal Manipulation
• 1x Tidings
• 1x Time Stretch
• 1x Wake of Destruction
• 1x Wash Out
• 1x Wheel of Fortune

Instant (5)

• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Muddle the Mixture
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Words of Wisdom

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Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Bearer of the Heavens
• 1x Emrakul, the Promised End
• 1x Gilded Drake
• 1x Glen Elendra Archmage
• 1x Ulamog's Crusher

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Beacon of Tomorrows
• 1x Decree of Annihilation
• 1x Temporal Manipulation
• 1x Temporal Mastery

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Jhoira is the ultimate cheater.

As the name implies, a big theme of the deck is cheating out fatties. Apart from obviously jhoira's ability, this is possible through show and tell, ugin the spirit dragon, sneak attack, aetherplasm, and quicksilver amulet. Sneak attack seems sketchy, but is worth. A quick hit from any of the ulamogs is big, plus some of the fatties reset your graveyard when they die.

Through crucible of the worlds, artifact mana, and darksteel forge I've made mass land destruction hurt your opponents way more than yourself. Plus use cards like wasteland to exhaust an opponent early.

I put in a decent amount of card draw.

The weakest aspect of this deck is the lack of counterspells, weakness to early artifact destruction (if darksteel forge isn't out), and minimum land base. However, the point of jhoira is obviously to get around paying alot so low land base isn't the worst.

vanishing plus jhoira to help her avoid removal.

enter the infinite plus laboratory maniac = fast win

nullstone gargoyle after a big creature works well in place of a mass destruction before the big creature in suspend.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	28 - 3 Mythic Rares 33 - 5 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	5.64
Tokens	Manifest 2/2 C, Spirit 1/1 C