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Now kids, In the summer of 2011 Wizards released three janky cards - that have no actual possibility of being played competitively - that would change my life forever. These cards when janked together against all probability due to the lack of any decent tutoring, form one janky monstrosity, which is only slightly better then the cards were originally. At this point you may be asking; "what is the definition of janky anways?" What? Do you want it in a sentence? Well Go jank yourself. There. I used it as a verb.
Now many of you will look at these cards and laugh, wisely deciding not to waste your time on them. I, and many other of my kind however, will look at these and scowl. This is because I am the janky deckbuilder, prone to be the one to waste my three quarters of hour putting this together, playtesting it, shaking my head at it's complete lack of efficacy, and then deckcycling it every so often for views and scores.
About this deck.
Cons: everything.
Pros: It's pretty budget, so you'll have an extra couple hundred dollars to wine and dine your girlfriend, which will then inspire passionate love-making.
Cons: You don't have a girlfriend.
This is where you, the audience, comes in. Maybe if we band together, and pool our knowledge, we will be able to create a deck capable of - say - beating a junior high school student who just started playing. Nay, a 10th grader even! ... maybe.
| Date added | 1 year |
| Last updated | 1 year |
| Legal formats | None |
| Sets | Duel Decks: Ajani vs. Nicol Bolas, 2012 Core Set , New Phyrexia, Mirrodin Besieged, Scars of Mirrodin, Rise of the Eldrazi, Zendikar |
| Cards | 60 |
| Avg. CMC | 2.54 |
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Jank of Empires