Bobbum Man and His Equipmunk

Commander / EDH Artifact Mono-White Voltron

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Instant (6)

• 1x Brave the Elements
• 1x Dispatch
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Second Sunrise
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Mass Calcify
• 1x Open the Vaults
• 1x Steelshaper's Gift

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Sigarda's Aid

Artifact (29)

• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Argentum Armor
• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Batterskull
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Citanul Flute
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Helm of Kaldra
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer
• 1x Mask of Avacyn
• 1x Masterwork of Ingenuity
• 1x Moonsilver Spear
• 1x Planar Portal
• 1x Quietus Spike
• 1x Sculpting Steel
• 1x Scythe of the Wretched
• 1x Shield of Kaldra
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sword of Body and Mind
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Sword of Fire and Ice
• 1x Sword of Kaldra
• 1x Sword of Light and Shadow
• 1x Sword of War and Peace
• 1x Trading Post
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak
• 1x Worldslayer

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Elspeth, Knight-Errant
• 1x Karn Liberated
• 1x Nahiri, the Lithomancer

Creature (18)

• 1x Akroma, Angel of Wrath
• 1x Auriok Steelshaper
• 1x Auriok Windwalker
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Brass Squire
• 1x Etched Champion
• 1x Fountain Watch
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Indomitable Archangel
• 1x Kemba, Kha Regent
• 1x Leonin Abunas
• 1x Leonin Shikari
• 1x Puresteel Paladin
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Stoneforge Mystic
• 1x Stonehewer Giant
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Taj-Nar Swordsmith

Land (39)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Karoo
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 30x Plains
• 1x Secluded Steppe
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Thawing Glaciers
• 1x Windbrisk Heights

Commander (1)

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Instant (1)

• 1x Path to Exile

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Land Tax

Artifact (1)

• 1x Umezawa's Jitte

Creature (1)

• 1x Raksha Golden Cub

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He creepied up in bobbum van, filled with equipmunk for great grief for making out your underneath.

My take on white voltron using Kemba, Kha Regent as commander. She has a van filled with her kitty cat friends waiting to burst out once she gets her paws on some equipmunk. The other creatures are there to make everything run smoothly, get the equipmunk, equip the equipmunk for next to nothing, then beat face. Actually,my main goal with this deck is to get Leonin Shikari and Lightning Greaves onto the battlefield. Protect all of my neat creatures from being targeted.

Equipmunk sharp, equipmunk dirty, equipmunk make Kevin's bobbum hurty. Bobbum.

So we've got the best artifacts (minus Umezawa's Jitte). Give 'em shroud, indestructible, then put the equipmunk on your stuff. The swords give you plenty of options, as in EDH there's almost always an opponent you can hit and take advantage of. You start adding in things like Batterskull, and Argentum Armor and you're hitting for big commander damage!

Now for the drawbacks:

So I really enjoy playing this deck, but it's really slow out of the gate, which normally isn't a killer in EDH. However, I'm finding I'm often forced to play that really great artifact before having a way to protect it, and then I'm either the target or the artifact is. I've added in lots of artifact tutor, and since there's really no white creature tutor, I grabbed the 3 colorless tutor cards. White doesn't really have any flicker either, other than Cloudshift, so please if you have any suggestions to speed this deck up or increase it's effectiveness let me hear 'em!

Top Ranked	Achieved #85 position overall 9 years ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 1 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.59
Tokens	4/4 C Token Legendary Creature Avatar, Angel 4/4 W, Cat 2/2 W, Emblem Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Goat 0/1 W, Kor Soldier 1/1 W, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Stoneforged Blade, Wolf 2/2 G
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