If It Wheels, We Can Kill It

Commander / EDH Budget Burn Casual Death and Taxes RBW (Mardu)

FesterLopez

Creature (28)

• 1x Kederekt Parasite
• 1x General's Enforcer
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Plargg, Dean of Chaos  ^Flip
• 1x Selfless Spirit
• 1x Adeline, Resplendent Cathar
• 1x General Ferrous Rokiric
• 1x Guardian of Faith
• 1x Hanweir Garrison  ^Meld
• 1x Isshin, Two Heavens as One
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Aurelia, Exemplar of Justice
• 1x Caves of Chaos Adventurer
• 1x Fate Unraveler
• 1x Gixian Puppeteer
• 1x Odric, Master Tactician
• 1x Rose Room Treasurer
• 1x Shanid, Sleepers' Scourge
• 1x Sublime Archangel
• 1x Tori D'Avenant, Fury Rider
• 1x Master of Cruelties
• 1x Tergrid, God of Fright  ^Flip
• 1x Tor Wauki the Younger
• 1x Darien, King of Kjeldor
• 1x Palisade Giant
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts

Artifact (4)

• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Teferi's Puzzle Box

Land (37)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Hanweir Battlements  ^Meld
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 6x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 7x Plains
• 1x Plaza of Heroes
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 1x Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Vivid Crag

Instant (9)

• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Deflecting Palm
• 1x Mandate of Peace
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Sejiri Shelter  ^Flip
• 1x Big Score
• 1x Unexpected Windfall
• 1x Leave / Chance

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Ob Nixilis, the Hate-Twisted

Commander (1)

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Wheel of Fate
• 1x Collective Defiance
• 1x Dark Deal
• 1x Jeska's Will
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Change of Fortune
• 1x By Invitation Only
• 1x Incendiary Command
• 1x Indulge / Excess
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Rousing Refrain
• 1x Sinister Waltz
• 1x Ruinous Ultimatum

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Prosperous Partnership
• 1x Solitary Confinement
• 1x Underworld Dreams
• 1x Spiteful Visions
• 1x Havoc Festival

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Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Paladin of Atonement
• 1x Wintermoor Commander
• 1x Oathsworn Knight
• 1x Selfless Squire
• 1x Skyline Despot

Instant (2)

• 1x Batwing Brume
• 1x Fateful Showdown

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Molten Psyche

Artifact (1)

• 1x Sigiled Sword of Valeron

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Martyr's Cause
• 1x Protection Racket

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The usual strategies bore me

Queen Marchesa is usually played as a token-prison-deck. Snore. If you are playing Ghostly Prison in any of your decks, you're a NPC, Harry.

Flavor

We play them Knights. At least the stuff I had laying around the bed:

• Stormfist Crusader
• Sigiled Sword of Valeron
• Inspiring Veteran
• Knights of the Black Rose
• Oathsworn Knight

• Wintermoor Commander

• Royal Assassin

• Crown of Doom

Puh. Can you handle so much royalty? Blablabla blergh! Let's go to the inter-resting part.

The Unusual Suspects:

In EDH everyones favorite thing is playing hugh spells and... what?... it's not?!... uh...it's DRAWING CARDS you say?!

Queen Marchesa more like Queen Nekusar, the Mindrazer. XD

• Stormfist Crusader
• Collective Defiance
• Geier Reach Sanitarium
• Incendiary Command
• Molten Psyche
• Reforge the Soul
• Wheel of Fate
• Teferi's Puzzle Box

And your "friends" being the MONARCH. Of course your "friends" will be drawing cards. lots of cards. lottsacart. Them liberal green soybois! Pfff! And those alt-right blue-mana-poppin' bestarts... disgusting.

But now this sooths the soul:

• Fate Unraveler
• Kederekt Parasite
• Spiteful Visions
• Psychosis Crawler
• Underworld Dreams
• Ob Nixilis, the Hate-Twisted

Who cares, the rest is pretty default. Just put some controlling stuff in and some boardwipes. Done.

• Batwing Brume
• Arcbond

The deck is challenging to play, needs an actual GENIUS to play!

Date added	7 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 56 - 8 Rares 17 - 3 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.56
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Haste, Citizen 1/1 GW, Dragon 5/5 R, Dungeon: Undercity, Golem 4/4 RW, Human 1/1 R, Human 1/1 W, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Knight 2/2 W w/ Vigilance, Skeleton 4/1 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, The Initiative, The Monarch, Treasure
Folders	Human