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Insult to Insult to even more Insult

Standard* Burn Jank



The whole point of this deck is to wait it out to play multiple Insult s and cast them cheaper with cards such as Baral, Chief of Compliance and Voracious Reader  Flip and go all out with burn spells! We do this by destroying their creatures (countering a tad bit if necessary) and playing all the cards we need, of course! However, because of the number of instants and sorceries that are going to end up in the graveyard, having Enigma Drake sounds good to have in here, and even better... play an Insult for (if Baral and/or multiple Readers are on the field) swing in with Drake, and Fling for . Sounds funny, could be fun! This is the first deck I've ever made on here, so please leave as much criticism and suggestions so I can improve this! I know there's much to improve on!

This deck was inspired by tedaboy159's deck How Rude so check that out!

Thanks for checking this out!


I want this to be a budget deck, but dual lands really spike up the price by quite a lot. I'm planning on possibly using Highland Lake and Evolving Wilds to keep it nice and cheap. Disallow is also one of the most expensive cards in this deck so you can definitely switch that out for the counterspell of your choosing if you don't want to spend. Personally, I'm going with Negate or Essence Scatter.




NinjaMonkeey says... #1

For fling decks I recommend creature buffs such as Invigorated Rampage as it does 8 damage if your creature connects then gets flung. I have a mono-red fling deck myself if you want to check it out for other ideas.

June 12, 2017 11:26 p.m.

Prerendered says... #2

NinjaMonkeey I completely forgot about Invigorated Rampage. for +4/+0 and trample (if Baral is out) on top of an Insult sounds really good so I'll probably consider using it. Thanks!

June 12, 2017 11:36 p.m.

NinjaMonkeey says... #3

Built to Smash is another good one that you don't even need Baral out for.

June 12, 2017 11:56 p.m.

Prerendered says... #4

The only "bad" thing about Built to Smash is not getting the trample, and I'd much rather have the trample in case the creature is blocked.

June 13, 2017 12:04 a.m.

tedaboy159 says... #5

Lol I saw this deck and was like wtf someone stole my idea but then I saw you gave me credit so it's all good. Watch me stream it on twitch sometime! twitch.tv/tedaboy159

June 13, 2017 9:43 a.m.

Prerendered says... #6

tedaboy159 lol I had to give you credit, the same idea as yours is there with a couple other win conditions! So thank you! And for sure my dude, I'll check it out sometime and let me know if you ever try this version sometime.

June 13, 2017 3:20 p.m.

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This deck is Standard legal.

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.58
Folders new standard
Top rank #47 on 2017-06-18
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