"Soooorrrrinnnn!!!!!!" Nahiri screamed in anger, swinging her blade through where her mentor had been just seconds agon, over her head and into a retreating vampire. Blood spurts over her as she rips a trio of swords out of the remains of the manor's marble pillars and throws them at the backs of the fleeing kin of the betrayer. She has won but it is a hollow victory. Markov lives and Innistrad remains standing, bowed but not broken. She debates taking her anger out on the so called "Gatewatch", the group of interfering younger planeswalkers who took on Emrakrul so Sorin could deal with her uninterrupted. "No." she concluded, "They saved Zendikar, so I will not take their success out from under them." That would not be true if they tried to prevent Sorin's demise. She gathered her power and ripped a hole in reality. With vengeance in her heart and death in her wake, Nahiri stepped through to another world.


Description

So this is my current deck that I'm using with my play group (Planeswalkers are acceptable commanders as a house rule). (look here for my old oneAllied Land Swarm) This started as a theme deck in honor of Nahiri vs Sorin but theme decks don't last long with my friends. So I took out the flavor cards, just some kor and burn spells and turned it into a deck that basically plays itself. Raaaagggghhhh! SMASH! and all that fun stuff. But just remember that a 1/1 should not be the most terror inducing thing on the battlefield. No leave that to the Blightsteel Colossus but that doesn't mean that the 1/1 is not pants wetting anyway. This deck takes a single point of damage and makes it lethal. How? By multiplying it, not 2x, not 4x, not even 8x, but a whopping sixty-four times. You are playing as a white planeswalker who is so god-dammed angry that she shifted to red slightly and then summoned an unholy pseudo-god to send a plane into chaos. If the other players have a decent board state you are not playing this deck correctly. There is no kill like over-kill. You throw caution to the winds and attack continuously, smashing the enemy to smithereens. You are the Boros after some Rakdos goons trashed your HQ. There is no glory in combat, no honor in victory, only the blood of your enemies and your screams of rage as you cull the heathens in your path, leaving armies slaughtered in your wake. You do not pray to the gods for victory, you rip it from their cold, dead, unfeeling hands as you move ever closer to the target of your rage. You will have vengence!

How to play with fire!

Once you start hitting don't stop! You will get the hate of all the opponents and they will team up against you. If you lose momentum that is it, you are done because they will kill you while you try to regain the offensive. Kill them before they can kill you, play no favorites if you can get a player out of the game, do it. If you can kill a creature that 'might' be useful, do it.

//Doublers

Curse of Bloodletting Arguably the worst doubler in here because it only targets one player but hey over-kill on that one guy who killed you last game.

Dictate of the Twin Gods Second worst doubler because it doubles damage against you but if Gisela, Blade of Goldnight is out don't worry that much.

Grappling Hook + Odric, Lunarch Marshal Yes double strike is counted as a doubler for the sake of math.

Gratuitous Violence awesome card just be careful because it only affects creatures.

Gisela, Blade of Goldnight Best doubler in the deck because she also halves any incoming damage!

Inquisitor's Flail double edged doubler for a single creature. Put it on Blightsteel Colossus and watch your enemies cry.

//Ways to deal with the enemy army.

Kusari-Gama wipes-out the enemy if blocked. Balefire Dragon wipes-out the enemy if not blocked. Balefire Dragon + Kusari-Gama does both. Feel free to start cackling maniacally.

Odric, Master Tactician So are you going to block? You aren't! You're so nice! wink wink nudge nudge

Comet Storm Did any one ask for a meteor sandwich because I'm about to make a delivery.

Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite Passive token killer.

Elspeth, Sun's Champion her -3 is awesome just cut down the enemy's scary things just be careful not to hit your own allies when you go on a rampage.

//Ways to deal with enemy nasties.

Basandra, Battle Seraph for a goad ability is always nice.

Grappling Hook You. Me. Right here! Right now!

Umezawa's Jitte for those pesky indestructible ones.

Burn Away 6 damage is devastating on it's own but double it once and that's an eldrazi burning in your wake. Not to mention how brutal this card is to decks that need their graveyard nice and full.

Galvanic Blast 4 damage for is broken especially if you can boost it just twice. That's 32 damage to kill some idiot in your way.

Lightning Bolt Self explanatory.

Sword of Fire and Ice 2 damage whenever you deal combat damage to a player plus boosts.

Path to Exile Get. Out. Of. My. WAY!

Argentum Armor You...Die...

//Combos

Mycosynth Lattice + Mycosynth Golem Cast creatures for free? Why not?

Malignus + doubler = One shot, one kill.

Leonin Shikari + Puresteel Paladin flash equip for free. Make the enemy regret ever laying a hand on you.

Stuffy Doll + Pariah's Shield Punish them for their insolence!

Concerted Effort + Odric, Lunarch Marshal + any keyword. Swords and double strike.

Blightsteel Colossus + Warstorm Surge Raaagggghhh!!! Run in fear or die! I don't care either way.

//Utility

Enlightened Tutor When you absolutely need to drop a Blightsteel Colossus on that one prick.

Stoneforge Mystic When you can't get a sword.

Mirrorworks When one sword isn't enough.

Masterwork of Ingenuity When two swords isn't enough.

Sculpting Steel When three swords isn't enough.

Goblin Welder When some poor sap decides that destroying a sword is a good idea. Well he wouldn't be wrong.

Aurelia, the Warleader + Scourge of the Throne But then this happens and he can't even have ideas anymore.

Urabrask the Hidden You monster, you sabotaged the enemy's coffee stores! I like that in a minion.

Darksteel Juggernaut Big. Bad. Not that ugly. Charge, my chariot!

Avacyn, Angel of Hope Show no fear in the face of death and you shall never falter!

Platinum Emperion For death is not inevitable and failure is never an option.

Frantic Salvage When someone else thinks destroying all your swords is also a good idea. Well he also wouldn't be wrong.

Sigarda's Aid Apparently they did not learn from the first idiot.

Helm of Kaldra + Shield of Kaldra + Sword of Kaldra Come. Let us crush their hopes.


Well, that's the deck. Let me know what you think!

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