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Commander / EDH* Theme/Gimmick UR (Izzet)

Atahop

Creature (26)

• 1x Alexander Clamilton
• 1x Aphetto Alchemist
• 1x Arcanis the Omnipotent
• 1x Cheatyface
• 1x Endbringer
• 1x Frostwielder
• 1x Gelectrode
• 1x Infinity Elemental
• 1x Izzet Staticaster
• 1x Johnny, Combo Player
• 1x Kamahl, Pit Fighter
• 1x Kefnet the Mindful
• 1x Keranos, God of Storms
• 1x Kumano, Master Yamabushi
• 1x Mercurial Chemister
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind
• 1x Prodigal Pyromancer
• 1x Prodigal Sorcerer
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Suq'Ata Firewalker
• 1x Syr Carah, the Bold
• 1x Tandem Lookout
• 1x Thada Adel, Acquisitor
• 1x Viashino Heretic
• 1x Vizier of Tumbling Sands

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Ral Zarek

Artifact (16)

• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Glaring Spotlight
• 1x Gorgon Flail
• 1x Gorgon's Head
• 1x Hammer of Purphoros
• 1x Isochron Scepter
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Prismatic Lens
• 1x Puppet Strings
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Star Compass
• 1x Talisman of Creativity
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir
• 1x Throne of the God-Pharaoh

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Breaking Wave
• 1x Insult / Injury
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Stitch in Time

Instant (5)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Dramatic Reversal
• 1x Goblin Tutor
• 1x Mise
• 1x Polymorphist's Jest

Land (35)

• 1x Castle Vantress
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Detection Tower
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 13x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 10x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Mystic Sanctuary
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Spinerock Knoll
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Zhalfirin Void

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Cowardice
• 1x Curiosity
• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Fires of Invention
• 1x Imprisoned in the Moon
• 1x Jace's Sanctum
• 1x Now I Know My ABC's
• 1x Omen of the Sea
• 1x Ophidian Eye
• 1x Yet Another Aether Vortex

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A silver-border commander deck where I can play all the stupid wordy weird cards.

Sub themes include top of deck manipulation, pingers, and wacky Shit

Vegtables Card Draw: 12 Mise Curiosity Tandem Outlook kefnet the mindful Dictate of Kruphix Ophidian Eye Syr Carah, the Bold Mercurial Chemister Mulldrifter Endbringer Arcanis the Omnipotent Niv-Mizzet

Ramp: 11 Myriad Landscape Sol Ring Prismatic Lens Talisman of Creativity Izzet Signet Star Compass Fellwar Stone Mind Stone Mana Geode Commander's Sphere Solemn Simulacrum

Meat and Potatoes: Pinging: Gorgon's Head Ponder Soul-Scar Mage Aphetto Alchemist Gorgon Flail Magewright's Stone Thermo-Alchemist Throne of the God-Pharaoh

Top of Deck: Brainstorm

While this is intended to be fun deck I am including two "I win button" combos that are intended to end games where the fun has dried up.

The first is Isochron Scepter +Dramatic Reversal + mana rocks + any pinger. This allows for an arbitrary amount of mana and damage. The second combo is Kefnet the Mindful + Mystic Sanctuary + Stitch in Time for an many turns and you can flip coins. Once again these combos are mostly for ending games that are no longer fun. When piloting the deck I will intentionally not pull the trigger on these unless it's time for the game to end. Let people have their fun.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 35 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.34
Tokens	Enchantment Golem 3/3 C, Morph 2/2 C