You may be asking yourself "how does he plan to beat someone using only removal?", or "whats his win condition?".
The answer: Dreadbore. Heres how it works:
T1: Play a land, pitch simian spirit guide and cast Dreadbore targeting your opponent.
Your opponent will likely laugh at your stupidity, but they will live to regret that. Next, insist that they are a valid target for the spell. They will get frustrated and call a judge over.
This is where the fun begins. The judge will probably give you some textbook answer about legal targets and how that "wouldn't work". Take out your mobile device and head to this URL:
http://magic.wizards.com/en/content/new-to-magic/lore
If you scroll down, you will see the most important four words in magic: You are a planeswalker.
'As a player, you are one such Planeswalker, creating your own story with your deck of Magic cards. Unleash your potential. Battle other Planeswalkers. The Multiverse awaits.'
Thats right folks, the most important rule in Magic: the Gathering is often ignored. The judge will feel so ashamed he will likely turn in his gun and DCI card, head bowed in defeat. Congratulations planeswalker, you just won your first pro tour.
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As always, thank you for your time.
