How to make your opponents wish they were dead

Commander / EDH

IAmACat

Creature (20)

• 1x Agent of Stromgald
• 1x Aku Djinn
• 1x Archfiend of Depravity
• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Boldwyr Heavyweights
• 1x Flailing Manticore
• 1x Iron Myr
• 1x Kaervek the Merciless
• 1x Karplusan Minotaur
• 1x Leaden Myr
• 1x Magus of the Mirror
• 1x Magus of the Scroll
• 1x Master of the Feast
• 1x Mogg Assassin
• 1x Scandalmonger
• 1x Shocker
• 1x Sleeper Agent
• 1x Starke of Rath
• 1x Treacherous Pit-Dweller
• 1x Varchild's War-Riders

Instant (2)

• 1x Puppet's Verdict
• 1x Wild Ricochet

Land (38)

• 20x Mountain
• 18x Swamp

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Custody Battle
• 1x Dauthi Embrace
• 1x Elkin Lair
• 1x Endless Whispers
• 1x Grip of Chaos
• 1x Impulsive Maneuvers
• 1x Lethal Vapors
• 1x Mana Cache
• 1x Planar Chaos
• 1x Possibility Storm
• 1x Risky Move
• 1x Vow of Lightning
• 1x Vow of Malice
• 1x Wild Evocation
• 1x Witch Hunt

Artifact (10)

• 1x Crumbling Sanctuary
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Gate to the AEther
• 1x Knowledge Pool
• 1x Krark's Thumb
• 1x Liar's Pendulum
• 1x Pyxis of Pandemonium
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Soul Conduit
• 1x Timesifter

Commander (1)

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Curse of the Cabal
• 1x Death by Dragons
• 1x Fiery Gambit
• 1x Goblin Game
• 1x Head Games
• 1x Life's Finale
• 1x Mana Clash
• 1x Mob Rule
• 1x Scrambleverse
• 1x Tempt with Vengeance
• 1x Thieves' Auction
• 1x Warp World
• 1x Whims of the Fates

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Sideboard

Creature (4)

• 1x Flailing Soldier
• 1x Magus of the Abyss
• 1x Manaforge Cinder
• 1x Sepulchral Primordial

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Grand Melee

Artifact (3)

• 1x Contagion Clasp
• 1x Jinxed Choker
• 1x Omen Machine

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Illicit Auction
• 1x Increasing Ambition

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It's like a deck but your opponents would rather die than have you at the table

To-do list:

-replace all the low cmc cards with mana rocks

-find more stupid cards

-unban chaos orb

Date added	8 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	48 - 7 Rares 11 - 1 Uncommons 3 - 2 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.06
Tokens	Dragon 5/5 R, Elemental 1/1 R w/ Haste, Survivor 1/1 R