Well too bad, I'm gonna use it anyway.
Torpor Orb Casual Deck
Does anyone remember phyrexian dreadnought/eater of days and how CRAPPY it was for its drawback? Well, worry no more!!! Does anyone remember this card called Torpor Orb?
That's right, you can cast a 1 mana with 12/12 and trample on turn 1 at its earliest and F*CK THE OPPONENT OVER!!! (Summon a swamp, dark ritual, torpor orb and phyrexian dreadnaught)
This deck wins on turn 4 on average or turn 2 at its earliest (Get out phyrexian dreadnaught using the method mentioned above, use phyresis on it turn 2, then attack)
This deck is designed more for douchebaggery and assholity.
So this should definitely be titled "How to lose a friend by turn 5." Hahahaha +1!
February 26, 2013 9:29 p.m.
This is one of those deck friends don't let friends make.
February 27, 2013 10:01 p.m.
You could definitely get by on 20 land or less. In it's place, Lotus Petal could give you more mana faster. +1 for a cool idea.
February 27, 2013 10:02 p.m.
February 27, 2013 10:04 p.m.
It was hard to choose. I then realized though that:
1: rebound is only effective if the creatures live to see another day
2: the +1 power isn't that effective (somewhat is on eater of days though)
But I also had to consider:1: artful dodge has flashback
Which did I choose
February 27, 2013 10:12 p.m.
That's because I didn't know about tainted strike until now
February 28, 2013 10:14 p.m.
This deck is even scarrier in legacy lol w/ dark ritual
February 28, 2013 10:34 p.m.
I just... this is.... what the HELL...I love it so much... +1 from me man, congrats on winning all things magic
February 28, 2013 10:47 p.m.
Argh! My Face!!!!! If I was running this deck I would never stop laughing, from the moment I drew my hand to the moment the game ended (about four seconds later). +1 for you, you bad, bad person :)
March 2, 2013 8:41 a.m.
why not play Watery Grave instead of Drowned Catacomb? If you turn 1 Darkslick Shores, it'll speed the deck up if the only other land you have in hand is a Watery Grave in substitute of Drowned Catacomb. Regardless, this is super nasty. I'm joining the bandwagon and giving this a +1!
March 3, 2013 10:11 p.m.
pPAPABURGUNDYq has a point regarding Watery Grave, but nice combo, truly! I built one recently (it's called "Malo") that is trying to squeeze this brand of hate into a Modern format.
4x Demonic Tutor: My favorite part...
March 4, 2013 6:23 p.m.
+1, you magnificent bastard.
I'm going to go cry in a corner now, let me know when it's all over.
March 6, 2013 1:42 p.m.
Upon reading the card list and it's functionality, this deck gave my inner nerd a raging boner. A +1 and a tip of the hat to you, good sir.
March 7, 2013 8:35 a.m.
I built this deck a few months ago and I enjoyed the looks on people's faces when I dropped a Dreadnought on them on turn 1. I also discovered that this deck just folds to Path to Exile or any of various decent removal spells. Yes this deck is cute, but in no way is it competitive :P
March 7, 2013 8:33 p.m.
Nice deck, I also love Torpor Orb. Have You considered Phantasmal Image ? I have a similar deckTorpor Orb Speed that I use for casual play but am going to try to bring to a tourney soon. Maybe you can get some more ideas from it. No Tutors though.. God, i wish that card was legal in Legacy.
April 29, 2013 8:01 p.m.
wow, you are really good at this deckbuilding thing, can you help me with my modern deck, Bolas of Grixis I just need to make it faster, you seem really good at making deck go fast.
June 21, 2013 3:50 p.m.
Nice deck +1 would be a good match for my legacy deck Turn 1 mill/kill for the win
June 21, 2013 3:59 p.m.
Would be nice competition for my Stasis Freeze deck+1
August 31, 2013 8:48 a.m.
October 2, 2013 12:09 p.m.
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