How to Get People to Buy You Drinks

Commander / EDH* Combo Five Color Theme/Gimmick

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Instant (13)

• 1x Autumn's Veil
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Darkness
• 1x Dig Through Time
• 1x Fog
• 1x Mirrorweave
• 1x Mnemonic Nexus
• 1x Research / Development
• 1x Secure the Wastes
• 1x Spelljack
• 1x Sunder
• 1x Tangle

Sorcery (16)

• 1x Choice of Damnations
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Revelation
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Enter the Infinite
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Planar Cleansing
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Soul Summons
• 1x Time Stretch
• 1x Time Warp
• 1x Treasure Cruise
• 1x Wrath of God

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Hive Mind
• 1x Maelstrom Nexus
• 1x March of the Machines
• 1x Tempered Steel

Artifact (9)

• 1x Ashnod's Coupon
• 1x Chaos Confetti
• 1x Gemstone Array
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mycosynth Lattice
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Vedalken Orrery

Creature (13)

• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Izzet Guildmage
• 1x Karn, Silver Golem
• 1x Maralen of the Mornsong
• 1x Nivmagus Elemental
• 1x Notion Thief
• 1x Obstinate Familiar
• 1x Sadistic Hypnotist
• 1x Soulfire Grand Master
• 1x Storm Crow
• 1x Sydri, Galvanic Genius

Land (43)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crystal Vein
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 2x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 2x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 2x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x R&D's Secret Lair
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Windswept Heath

Commander (1)

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For the combo deck that will enable you to get all the drinks you could ever want and legally threaten to rip up someone's cards...

COMES THE ALL-NEW, SHINY, CHOCOLATE-FUDGE COATED SUPER-SPECIAL-AWESOME Ashnod's Coupon COMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For this combo to go off, you need 4 things:

-Bloom Tender

-Freed from the Real

-Enter the Infinite

-and a boom box loaded with Rick Astley's hit, 'Never Gonna Give You Up.

First, pants up Bloom Tender with Freed from the Real, and cast Enter the Infinite, putting back a land. Cast Gemstone Array, and filter infinite mana of all colors to your pool. Cast Obstinate Familiar so you don't deck yourself.

Now, let's get a little crazy. You have to get the most profit off of this game as possible, so every card has to be in their decks.

I mean, EVERY CARD.

So let's get crackin'. Cast Cyclonic Rift and Sunder, so that no one except you has anything. now cast Secure the Wastes for a sizable amount and Sadistic Hypnotist. Use the hypnotist to make everyone ditch their hands. now, cast Mnemonic Nexus , and voila! everyone's decks are reset.

But that's not how far we need to take this.

We need maximum drinking profit.

Cast Nivmagus Elemental, Izzet Guildmage and Soulfire Grand Master. Throw out a Worst Fears and copy it for every player but you. Then throw out Hive Mind .

Now here's where it gets fun. the MOMENT OF DRINKAGE is at hand.

On everybody's upkeep, cast the Research side of the card, and bounce it to your hand over and over, adding every card your opponents own to their deck. Then pass the turns.

On your turn, everybody's decks should be the size of their collection, and your boombox should be ready.

Cast Ashnod's Coupon . Then cast Soul Summons bounce it.

Over.

and Over.

Exile your copies, you don't want those. But what's important is that everyone else's collections are now on the field face-down.

Cast Insurrection.

You now have control of everyone's collections.

SHEEEE-IITTT.

Cast Ashnod's Coupon , and play R&D's secret lair. Play Tempered Steel FIRST, then play March of the Machines. Now cast Mirrorweave .

On Ashnod's Coupon .

Now everyone's collections read: Get this badass motherfucker over here a drink.

Turn on the boom box. Full volume.

Then proceed to sac EVERYTHING. GET ALL THE DRINKS!!!

Once your boombox runs out of battery and your drinks are obtained, cast Eternal Witness and Deadeye Navigator getting back Mnemonic Nexus , Insurrection and Mirrorweave . Cast the nexus and use it to reset. Soul Summons again. Then, cast Chaos Confetti . Now play the Insurrection and Infinite Reflection the Chaos Confetti .

Get new batteries for the boombox.

Explain that due to the rules of the game, you can now tear up everyone's collections.

Watch the slack-jawed losers intent on playing a troll-free EDH game scoop and begin to panic over flipping over every card in their collections to make sure they're undamaged.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 58 - 0 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.79
Tokens	Elemental 3/1 R, Manifest 2/2 C, Warrior 1/1 W
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